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| Brock vs Joe |
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25 | 27.78% |
| Roman vs Braun |
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15 | 16.67% |
| Seth vs Bray |
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1 | 1.11% |
| Alexa vs Sasha |
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10 | 11.11% |
| Iron Man Tag Match |
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9 | 10.00% |
| Enzo vs Big Cass |
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7 | 7.78% |
| The Miz vs Ambrose |
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3 | 3.33% |
| Neville vs Tozawa |
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20 | 22.22% |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5cN0ATPrh4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDX7mcCrMXc Remember the 1950s? Well no because that was 60+ years ago. But remember 1950s as represented on television? You bet your rear end you do! Sock hops, cruising the strip, duck's-rear end hairdos, the Fonz, Little Ronnie Howard and making out at lover's lane. Drive-thrus and double-features and the spectacular economic post-war boom that caused so many of your great grandparents to gently caress like rabbits and have a bunch of kids that grew up to devour the economy like locusts. Segregation and the Civil Rights movement and Disneyland and malt shops and Howdy Doody. But most importantly of all, rock and roll music and the likes of Chuck Berry, Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash and, of course, Jerry Lee Lewis. Elvis before there was Elvis, he was so popular and beloved that he could get away with anything short of loving and marrying his 13-year-old cousin. And it's that energetic and exciting time that Vince McMahon wants to bring to mind with this PPV, sans the 13-year-old cousin loving despite Jerry Lawler's greatest hopes. It's a pretty good card too, most of the matches look pretty fun and with potential to be good: when the worst probable match on the card features Seth Rollins, that's kinda impressive.  1950s pros: - Brock Lesnar has a 1950s hairdo - Whole lotta suplexing going on - Joe looks kinda like one of the T-Birds - Universal Championship sounds like something from a cheap sci-fi film 1950s cons: - Joe would have to find a different water fountain to drink from in the building - Steroid technology crude and inefficient, likely to turn Brock into some kind of radioactive monster  1950s pros: - Roman is handsomer than Montgomery Clift, James Dean and Marlon Brando put together /Vince - Braun Strowman is literally a b-movie monster come to life. - Roman Reigns and Braun Strowman are both fantastic 1950s actor names 1950s cons: - Seth and Roman have long hair like some kind of beatniks  - Bray Wyatt doesn't care about money, making him a commie  - Sasha Banks' calls herself the Boss, but she's a woman   1950s pros: - Enzo and Cass look like they'd be pretty good at stickball - Sheamus is a good Irish name 1950s cons: - What the heck happened to Frank and Joe Hardy!?! - One or more of these men might be reefer addicts - Cesaro is not a good Irish name  1950s pros: - A good clean-cut fellow like Mike Mizanin can be trusted to uphold American values - Neville looks exactly like an English person should 1950s cons: - Maryse is French - Japan caused Peal Harbor - Dean Ambrose looks like the kind of guy who might marry his 13-year-old cousin Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Jul 9, 2017 |
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Well naturally I'm assuming that WWE are going to release a cover of "Whole Lotta Suplexing Going On" with video of Brock suplexing dudes, and I didn't want to steal their thunder.
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Jul 9, 2017 14:56
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a.lo posted:why is enzo bigger/taller than cass in that photo Maybe he took lessons on how to be taller? exploded mummy posted:he included the Dean/Miz match Oh you 
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Jul 9, 2017 23:40
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dromal phrenia posted:and make a fun game for us for this ppv! I welcome and encourage as much 50s lingo and use of Jerry Lee's Discography as possible!
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Jul 9, 2017 23:51
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PUNKS DIET SODA posted:I'm gonna be like Jerry Lee and go full Shelbyville PUNKS DIET ROOTMARM NOOOOOO!!!!! 
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Jul 9, 2017 23:58
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I missed Neville/Tozawa? Good match?
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Jul 10, 2017 01:09
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bartok posted:I remember we had drive-ins back in 2017 saw a golden oldie called Wonder Woman on one. Man that movie is so old the lead male is the dude who played Captain Kirk in Star Trek!
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Jul 10, 2017 01:12
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Soothing Vapors posted:j-ru why are u always wandering into ufc and wwe threads 45 minutes late and asking if the matches were ok My life is designed around the notion that nobody bothers me when I'm legitimately busy but the moment I want to do something leisurely/relax people are calling and bugging me about nonsense. 
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Jul 10, 2017 01:16
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dromal phrenia posted:america is loving gigantic. florida alone is huge to drive through Every time somebody tells me,"I wanna take a roadtrip and really see America" I'm impressed they've managed to accrue like 2+ years vacation time.
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Jul 10, 2017 01:20
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Bray..... won!?! I... I don't understand....
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Jul 10, 2017 01:21
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Seth: I'm through trying to be the next somebody else, I'm going to be me! I'm going to be my own man! immediately loses to a guy who always loses
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Jul 10, 2017 01:22
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Codependent Poster posted:He is a heel. Heels are the only ones that win. Yeah but... it's Bray Wyatt....
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Jul 10, 2017 01:22
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Pinwiz11 posted:This promo needs the Incredible Hulk piano... After the match just give Enzo the Littlest Hobo theme and send him on adventures helping families while he tries to find his beloved tag partner.
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Jul 10, 2017 01:28
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dromal phrenia posted:JUST LIKE YOUR DICK BOYO Bill Goldberg posted:cuz its buried balls deep in your mom's fat rear end Chill out guys
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Jul 10, 2017 01:29
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dromal phrenia posted:they seriously arent showing any of enzos promo? I thought the video was going long since they hadn't gotten to it yet.... then they just didn't have it
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Jul 10, 2017 01:30
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Shima Honnou posted:it's a shame its the first time in like 5 years bray was booked how he should be There was like that 2-3 week period where he beat AJ and Cena clean as Champion.... then Randy Orton came along 
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Jul 10, 2017 01:30
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Last week's promo was way, way better than this.
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Jul 10, 2017 01:34
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Miching Mallecho posted:This is the water and this is the well. Drink full and descend. Oh my God there's a new episode 
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Jul 10, 2017 01:34
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Writer Cath posted:How's the show been so far? Unexpected endings.
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Jul 10, 2017 01:35
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Okay that "you're gonna be in my shadow" bit was great.
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Jul 10, 2017 01:35
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Based on this new music, RIP Cass
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Jul 10, 2017 01:36
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Mulaney Power Move posted:ps bigc rear end was a deliberate typo and that's his new name from now own. it's offical, the mods have approved it. My name is Jerusalem and I approve this post.
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Jul 10, 2017 01:40
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Jul 10, 2017 01:42
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Le Saboteur posted:Why not let Enzo even have some hope spots especially after that promo? Vince: Look how tall Cass is.
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Jul 10, 2017 01:44
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Jul 10, 2017 01:44
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Dias posted:Like, as a NXT watcher, Cass has some charisma solo but it's more goofy charisma. He's gonna bomb as a heel. It's sad because he actually is pretty good on the mic in his own way, but it's the type of thing that is best served in conjunction with a little shittalker like Enzo. They were a great team.
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Jul 10, 2017 01:46
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surf rock posted:Is Kurt Angle: Homecoming better than Spider-Man: Homecoming? Spider-Man: Homecoming is basically a 2 hour Newspaper Spider-Man movie, so no NOTHING is better than Spider-Man: Homecoming.
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Jul 10, 2017 01:47
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Oh my God I hope they have this PPV every year.
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Jul 10, 2017 01:50
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bartok posted:Plus it has the best post credit scene of any superhero movie. Haha yeah, that was really loving good. I'm glad I was patient and stuck around.
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Jul 10, 2017 01:53
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DeepDickPizza posted:Holy poo poo. Really? I must go see this ASAP now. He legit knocks himself out jumping into the roof of a truck 
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Jul 10, 2017 01:53
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Calax posted:Good idea: Sudden death is First blood! Also Matt is already bleeding at the time.
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Jul 10, 2017 01:54
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DoctorGonzo posted:She actually started the civil rights movement Her friend Andre the Giant liked The Big Cat Ernie Ladd, so Stephanie decided it was time to end segregation.
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Jul 10, 2017 01:57
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It would crack me up if Sheamus and Cesaro won this like 7-0
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Jul 10, 2017 01:59
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That turnbuckles spot ruled
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Jul 10, 2017 02:01
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DeepDickPizza posted:They should do a Spiderman movie based on the newspaper storyline where Moleman marries Aunt May. To be fair, in the movie people are constantly hitting on Aunt May!
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Jul 10, 2017 02:05
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shiksa posted:big money matt is an underrated persona. It's crazy how he completely hosed up his life to the point he was a kind of pathetic joke, then he turned it all around and has become beloved again through sheer creative force of will.
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Jul 10, 2017 02:06
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Gatts posted:A western God of the Underworld with an anime style costume and giant coffin on his back. Basically Undertaker. Only anime. We need a Gravelord Nito gimmick. New Japan has Naito and EVIL, give the US Big Cass Nito!
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Jul 10, 2017 02:07
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Dias posted:i've had a crush on marisa tomei since forever so i mean i get it If I wanted to doxx you now I'd be able to narrow the candidates down to everybody in the world except for (possibly) Marisa Tomei 
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Cabbit posted:It's also crazy how we all know the dude is extremely creative and good but absolutely none of that is being made manifest right now. We know who is to blame for that though.... well a mixture of WWE thinking only their original gimmick should count and GFW wanting to hold onto the Broken Gimmick in the hopes of a payout. Matt's not at fault there.
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