2017 MLB All-Star Game: This one doesn't count

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Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

From Miami, Florida.

AMERICAN LEAGUE (managed by Brad Mills, Cleveland)
1. 2B Jose Altuve (Astros)
2. 3B Jose Ramirez (Indians)
3. RF Aaron Judge (Yankees)
4. LF George Springer (Astros)
5. SS Carlos Correa (Astros)
6. 1B Justin Smoak (Blue Jays)
7. DH Corey Dickerson (Rays)
8. C Salvador Perez (Royals)
9. CF ~~Mike Trout~~ Mookie Betts (Red Sox)

SP: Chris Sale (Red Sox)

NATIONAL LEAGUE (managed by Joe Maddon, Chicago)
1. CF Charlie Blackmon (Rockies)
2. DH Giancarlo Stanton (Marlins)
3. RF Bryce Harper (Nationals)
4. C Buster Posey (Giants)
5. 2B Daniel Murphy (Nationals)
6. 3B Nolan Arenado (Rockies)
7. 1B Ryan Zimmerman (Nationals)
8. LF Marcell Ozuna (Marlins)
9. SS Zack Cozart (Reds)

SP: Max Scherzer (Nationals)

Go NL AL Altuve, Springer, Correa, McCullers, and :whip:

# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:56

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# ? May 6, 2024 23:47

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

The sad thing about DH in the ASG is the lack of potential pitcher dongs at the ASG.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 00:27

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Something I've never understood, why do they have special All Star League uniforms for the Home Run Derby but not for the actual All Star Game?

# ? Jul 12, 2017 00:49

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Clearly gently caress yankees fans in general but double gently caress yankees fans in miami.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 00:50

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Bip Roberts posted:

Clearly gently caress yankees fans in general but double gently caress yankees fans in miami.

Especially them booing any Red Sox players. Haha.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 00:56

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

I know its Miami and everything but pregame seems pretty lifeless.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:00

Ace Jameson: Feb 10, 2006

They do O Canada and just not show it or what?

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:02

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Yo, if she can't hit notes for poo poo live autotune this. It's 2k17 dawgs.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:03

Carlosologist: Oct 13, 2013; Revelry in the Dark

Hot take: everyone should wear home uniforms during the all-star game

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:06

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

My favorite Latino baseball player is Manny Ramirez

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:10

Gobias Ind.: Apr 5, 2007; If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

Ace Jameson posted:

They do O Canada and just not show it or what?

Saw it in Canada. It was...not good. She giggled or something right in the middle of it and Justin Smoak gave her a death stare.

e: https://twitter.com/BobSpeers/status/884927425536282624

Gobias Ind. fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Jul 12, 2017

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:10

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Did they do the player intros already? That's always the best part.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:17

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

Has Jose Fernandez been mentioned?

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:20

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Jubs posted:

Did they do the player intros already? That's always the best part.

Yup!

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:20

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Also, I just realized that the top of the star logo is a marlin.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:20

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

AsInHowe posted:

Has Jose Fernandez been mentioned?

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:22

New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

Joe West's chin is overly evident and it disgusts me

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:24

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

New Concept Hole posted:

Joe West's chin is overly evident and it disgusts me

Joe West is gonna toss someone in the All Star Game

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:24

will_colorado: Jun 30, 2007

John Smoltz yelling at cloud

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:25

New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

At least Posey gets to be the catcher of a good team if only for one night.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:26

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Well the HR Derby has broken Judge. RIP

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:27

New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

The All-MREWH Game

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:27

Reformed Pissboy: Nov 6, 2003

The mic on Scherzer's diaphragm should be turned down a touch

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:27

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straight ball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:28

will_colorado: Jun 30, 2007

where are your dingers now? hmm?

that's what I thought

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:29

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Mad Max: Beyond Dinger Machine

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:30

Super Jay Mann: Nov 6, 2008

That slider to wipe out Judge was disgusting.

That fastball to Springer too.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:32

LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

Can't watch on mlbtv cuz I'm not a fox subscriber . This sucks

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:33

canadianclassic: Nov 3, 2004

i just clicked on "international" and it worked.

also hitting against chris sale looks absolutely terrifying

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:37

Paperback Writer: May 1, 2006

Oo that hurt

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:39

canadianclassic: Nov 3, 2004

fuuuuck i hope he's okay

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:39

New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

lol did Joe West go, "come on :rolleyes:

" after that?

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:40

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

Can't watch on mlbtv cuz I'm not a fox subscriber . This sucks

Get your rabbit ears out, dummy

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:41

New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

"A-Rod going out for an interview-- wait he's going to short- and he has a glove! I don't believe it, Jon!"

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:41

canadianclassic: Nov 3, 2004

ARod as a broadcaster owns

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:43

Gobias Ind.: Apr 5, 2007; If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

Something tells me Pat Neshek doesn't actually have a WHIP of 0.091 Fox. Impressive if true!

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:44

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

I love sidewinders

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:44

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

canadianclassic posted:

ARod as a broadcaster owns

"Nah, I embarrassed myself enough last year."

Lmao

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:45

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Dicks out for Dickerson

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:45

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# ? May 6, 2024 23:47

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Gobias Ind. posted:

Something tells me Pat Neshek doesn't actually have a WHIP of 0.091 Fox. Impressive if true!

Well he certainly doesn't now :v:

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:45

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