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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > 2017 MLB All-Star Game: This one doesn't count
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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

I think id rather have watched the celebrity softball game

It was 28-22 with tons of dings. You would have.

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

I think id rather have watched the celebrity softball game

They used up all the excitement yesterday

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars

 "88 mile-an-hour"

And it sure was some serious poo poo :nexus:

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

I think id rather have watched the celebrity softball game

The celebrity softball game is always fun even when it's dumb and bad. There were like 20 homers in it yesterday.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Just replace the All-Star Break with 2 Home Run Derbies

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Just replace the All-Star Break with 2 Home Run Derbies
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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Just replace the All-Star Break with 2 Home Run Derbies

Make one a Bunt Derby. Pitchers only.

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Make one a Bunt Derby. Pitchers only.

And Ichiro.

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
Wtf is kimbrel doing

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New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
What's this zombie groan, is West dying?

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Time for Joe to call a suicide squeeze

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Goldy confirmed for a hack, Rizzo would have donged.

e. Who am I kidding he would have struck out swinging at a fastball over his head.

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


 Walk off walk please.

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

bump_fn posted:

Wtf is kimbrel doing

mercy killing?

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will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

 hoping for a Joe West balk off

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Sydin posted:

Goldy confirmed for a hack, Rizzo would have donged.

e. Who am I kidding he would have struck out swinging at a fastball over his head.

You misspelled hit by pitch

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

The game isn't going to end until Wade Davis gives up the winning run
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Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
extra innings mother fuckers

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
This ASG is hilariously bad.

Please let there be one and only one extra inning. That's all the time Davis needs to blow the game for the NL.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 A WILD CUB APPEARS

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars

 I can settle for Seager getting a first pitch walk-off solo shot.

Or Bellinger doing something.

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


 Well, at least this one doesn't count.

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
Wade

Davis

Lol

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shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Trapped in boring game help send dongs

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
how long do you think they tested that "It's like Abe Lincoln on top of George Washington!" line?

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038

shadok posted:

Trapped in boring game help send dongs

:dong:

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

The game isn't going to end until Wade Davis gives up the winning run

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

The game isn't going to end until Wade Davis gives up the winning run

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

The game isn't going to end until Wade Davis gives up the winning run

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

The game isn't going to end until Wade Davis gives up the winning run
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Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry
Wow the Cubs suck

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
Kevlar

Was

Right

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Here we go :getin:

You know you want to blow this poo poo Davis.

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The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


 CANOOOOOO

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars

bump_fn posted:

Wade

Davis

Lol
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Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

The game isn't going to end until Wade Davis gives up the winning run

:vince:

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

elentar posted:

how long do you think they tested that "It's like Abe Lincoln on top of George Washington!" line?

I'm so glad I found the canadian stream instead of sitting through Fox :allears:

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

The game isn't going to end until Wade Davis gives up the winning run

lol

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LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
 Lol Canowned

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 lol

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮
Just when you thought it was safe to Cub!

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shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Loooooolllll cubbed

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
hahahaha

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