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EnvyJ
May 4, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Gaycunts bang, volume 69

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



I read somewhere they are working on a movie about the werewolves and I really hope it comes to fruition because the scene with count Fagula and werewolves not swearwolves was so funny

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat
I just saw "War Machine" the other day, one of the new Netflix movies staring Brad Pitt. I am a big fan of Brad so there was a fair chance I would have seen it in the theaters, but honestly it wasn't a particularly great movie so I guess I dodged a bullet there.

Sand Dan
May 15, 2017

welcum 2 our
sick cyberpunk h e l l
I watched Lars von Trier's Antichrist in a blind drunken stupor with my girlfriend and it was one of the funniest nights of my life. I don't even remember the movie, but I internalized Chaos Reigns Fox and it prepared me for a lot.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

That one documentary with the house full of porno sluts was p good

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Girlfriends day was OK

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



the Final Fantasy 15 movie... Im glad I did, its my favorite now

naem
May 29, 2011

Just watched Turbo Kid and it's now one of my favorite things ever

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

General Dog posted:

Any feature length documentary

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

I just saw "War Machine" the other day, one of the new Netflix movies staring Brad Pitt. I am a big fan of Brad so there was a fair chance I would have seen it in the theaters, but honestly it wasn't a particularly great movie so I guess I dodged a bullet there.

It felt really flat and his affectations to play that general dude seemed hokey

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nooner posted:

reported for :filez:

gently caress you Nooner

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Nooner is my friend and would never report me I'm watching the power rangers movie its not very good

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
I'm watching police academy and it beats the hell out of Dr. Strange for surr

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


scott zoloft posted:

I'm watching police academy and it beats the hell out of Dr. Strange for surr

Oh man the black guy who makes sound effects. Love that guy.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Sid Vicious posted:

Oh man the black guy who makes sound effects. Love that guy.

he's awesome. what else is he in besides this and space balls?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


scott zoloft posted:

he's awesome. what else is he in besides this and space balls?

One of Cheech and Chongs movies

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

the babadook gonna baba your dook hole

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Baskin had a promising start, but after a point it was just shocking stuff for shock's sake. Yes the freshly blinded police officer is being forced to copulate with a mutilated woman immediately after having his bloody eye sockets tongued, but why do I care?

Last Shift had a ridiculously hot lead and good overhead premise, but a dogshit script and direction.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Novo posted:

Everyone needs to see ROBOT.

It's a bollywood movie about a guy who builds a sentient robot which then falls in love with his girlfriend. There is also a jealous rival scientist who is trying to build war robots to sell to the military, but he has trouble making them work. And of course bizarre musical numbers. Plus the robot is kind of autistic which often leads to comedy. The final showdown must be seen to be believed.

thats the one where they form a big ball, right?

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
I watched Goldmember with my kids who are both 9. It was basically non stop dick jokes so they found it hilarious.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i couldn't handle any more ROBOT after the mosquito scene. it turned out that it wasn't that the robot could talk to mosquitoes, but rather that mosquitoes can all talk. i also couldn't tell if the robot was supposed to be weird or not since he was trying to woo the girl in the exact same way that his creator successfully won her back earlier in the movie.

Roumba
Jun 29, 2005
Buglord

Vynar posted:

A few years ago I was scrolling the comedy section on netflix and landed on some weird British film about a guy who can stop time. I was hoping for laughs but it ended up being essentially just pornography and so I asked Jesus to remove it from the netflix I don't know if he did.

Cashback?
All the parts with the main character's co-workers are great dumb fun. I can't even remember anything else.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

scott zoloft posted:

i tried to watch Dr. Strange but it was hella boring.

I stopped at the halfway point . Why did tilda swinton want to train this obnoxious cocky rear end in a top hat with random pop culture references? Who cares cause the characters are all boring as hell.

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
My wife wanted me to waste a Netflix disc rental on Lion, and I was like hell naw. Literally minutes later we were looking for something to watch on Netflix steaming, and there it was. It was actually pretty good.

Mokbek
Dec 19, 2014

Call Me The Shocker
I watched the original Total Recall on Netflix because I was bored and hadn't actually seen it.

It was okay.

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot
There's a "doc" on there about the Hogan vs Gasket case that tries to claim it's a blow against all the press that someone funded a completely legitimate lawsuit. They put scary music under Peter Thiel's face several times, it's lol

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Sid Vicious posted:

It was a remake of an 80s movie that is well known for being totally gnarly I thought it was pretty decent

oh wow i totally forgot about the original, i think i saw it as a youngster. maybe it is also on netflix and i can watch it for free (^:

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

It felt really flat and his affectations to play that general dude seemed hokey

i once heard that brad Pitt is a character actor trapped in a lead actors body and this makes a lot of sense, he should stop being a handsome man who stars in the movie and just be characters like the crazy 12 monkeys guy or the nazi scalper who says buon giorno all funny. he's great when he does those roles, sadly he is just so drat handsome

Raldikuk
Apr 7, 2006

I'm bad with money and I want that meatball!

frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:

There's a "doc" on there about the Hogan vs Gasket case that tries to claim it's a blow against all the press that someone funded a completely legitimate lawsuit. They put scary music under Peter Thiel's face several times, it's lol

Tbd the whole fishing for a favorable area is pretty awful and probably should change. And I didn't realize the judge advocated for Teri Schiavo. But the parts where they tried to claim gawker was legit news was pretty lol

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



did they leave out the part where dude admitted on the state ("jokingly") he'd publish CP?

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