Kid "Motherfuckin" ROck For Senate 2018

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/KidRock/status/719983895043829760

Are You Scared?

this is the thread where we proudly support future POTUS and current senate nominee Kid Fuckin Rock in his campaign to Make America Rock Again. why? because america deserves none better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwIGZLjugKA

# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 08:20

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/552222151227760641

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 10:29

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

babypolis posted:

how is that all summer long song legal. its strait up ripping off sweet home alabama

he gave songwriter credits to skynyrd (and also zevon) so they get royalties

kid rock is a huge piece of poo poo politically but he can be ok with that kind of stuff, like demanding affordable tickets for his shows

# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 09:21

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Minge Binge posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KnAzpi4avo
czech out his new video. pretty good imo

suck my dick tanmay this is like north florida poo poo

# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 09:05

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

not sure there is a more blatant example of class, race & cultural appropriation than Kid Motherfuckin Rock

# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 09:10

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqbFcnK7myQ

quote:

Countrier Than Thou, Countrier Than Thou
You weren't raised in a shack so you better not act so
Countrier Than Thou

Some people just don't understand it if you come from where the kudzu grows
They think the south is like a planet of peckerwoods and bozos
When I was young I picked some tubers even took a swig of moonshine
But I never saw so many goobers until the day I crossed that line

Countrier Than Thou, Countrier Than Thou
You wasn't born in a cave so you better not behave so
Countrier Than Thou

Down at the bar a-spinnin Haggard he wore a Johnny Reb tattoo
Overalls he spat and swaggered, lord he was a Boston Jew
He loved bluegrass oh, brother when I said Shania he sneered
"That's a word I wouldn't know of We like to keep it down-home up here"
Countrier Than Thou, Countrier Than Thou
You aint never read your bible, tell me why's your vibe all
Countrier Than Thou

Home is nice and Dixie's nice and everyone likes a thing that's nice
But everybody likes you better by far when you are what you are

Not a hillbilly dilletante, fair weather hick, demi-something (clyde, clod), faux po'folks, well-readneck...
Robert-E.-come-lately hayseed wanna-be undercover Yankee...
Mississippi Ph. D., Alabamateur, 50% less Tarheel armchair Arkansan

He's got a ranch he wears a Stetson he's a hip-shooting ex-oil king
He even talks like Buddy Ebsen but he's sitting in the West Wing
Frankenstein I'm well aware of but won't somebody please explain
How you get a county sherrif walking with a fratboy's brain

Countrier Than Thou, Countrier Than Thou
Well you went to Andover What's the banjo fer?
Countrier Than Thou

Yeah, Countrier Than Thou
You wasn't raised in a shack so you better not act so
Countrier Than Thou

# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 09:24

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

gobbagool posted:

I'm sure the voters in Michigan will respond well to being called racists and bigots for supporting him. maybe Debbie stabenow can just go on and call them deplorables. just remember for every blue collar schmuck she loses in downriver she'll pick up 2 in Grosse Pointe

ah yeah im under no delusion people will buy it and attacking him along those lines will only backfire unless done really well (and it wont by a normal dem). ive lived in the tx country, i know how popular the Duck Dynasty fucks are with actual rednecks despite being a bunch of rich fratboy frauds, and in TX at least people still think "well at least dubya was one of us"... and then theres trump

these kind of snake oil salesmen are good at what they do

# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 11:05

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voaGM4CMQ9c

# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 16:28

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

The Muppets On PCP posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz5USGT0WRs&t=169s

hank 3 for prez

# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 11:53

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

gently caress, that means when he runs for prez his running mate is going to be loving ted nugent

# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 09:08

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