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I woke up this morning, the tears running down my face. My allergies have been pretty bad because pollen's all over the place but I figured that should maybe get me in the door for this thread thanks for listening I hope I bored you to tears (so you can be here too) https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Don't worry, be sad -Bobby McFerrin
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Jul 14, 2017 14:30
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I'm so sad I've become an emotional black hole, sucking the skulls of those around me to my own supercritical cranium, appearing to be a demented Katamari Damaci hedgehog of humans in a horrific traversing tumultuous tumbleweed. We roll throughout my town now, drawing in even more people to my sadball of unhappy, trudging ever-onward across the state, the country, the continent- a world tour of heart-wrenching global glum. No one complains. Misery loves company, and there's plenty of room for all https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 14, 2017 23:59
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Drunk Driver Dad posted:i have a job but it's broke my shoulders and knees and stuff https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 15, 2017 14:31
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It's 112 degrees outside, i'm stuck in traffic in the middle lane and I need to turn left, there's an accident up ahead, i'm low on gas and I've had to pee for awhile now, the car heater's on and all the windows are stuck closed except the passenger's side, which is open about 3 inches; the horn's been on for the past ten minutes (right after that motorcycle gang pulled in front of me who are still there...) but I can barely hear it over the ambulance sirens behind me to get out of the way and I think I accidently ate a laxative bar that I thought was candy, yep- it wasn't chocolate
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Jul 19, 2017 00:26
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Figures. There's a thread called "can't stop laughing" or whatever. What's that like? Laughter? I can't remember the sound of laughing, let alone not being able to stop. Whenever I try to remember it's drowned out by the sound of my tears splatting onto a losing scratch-off lottery ticket
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Jul 21, 2017 00:46
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Got out of bed this morning doing a 720o back-flip, landed right in front of the coffee maker (which had a cup of freshly brewed coffee waiting for me ofc) and slammed a sugar cube into the cup (no splashes!) and BAM! I'm ready to start off this drat day with a smile!
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