Splatmaster posted:

It's 112 degrees outside, i'm stuck in traffic in the middle lane and I need to turn left, there's an accident up ahead, i'm low on gas and I've had to pee for awhile now, the car heater's on and all the windows are stuck closed except the passenger's side, which is open about 3 inches; the horn's been on for the past ten minutes (right after that motorcycle gang pulled in front of me who are still there...) but I can barely hear it over the ambulance sirens behind me to get out of the way and I think I accidently ate a laxative bar that I thought was candy, yep- it wasn't chocolate