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bacardi 151, make it a double so you don't have to go right back to the bar

wake up next to the dumpster out back at 4 am

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Sole.Sushi posted:

substitute Pinnacle Whipped for standard vodka (it's worth a try if you really want to be surprised by a drink in the most unpleasant way possible)

JFC, I got some little airplane bottles of this poo poo from BevMo last December to experiment with drinks for a Christmas party cocktail competition. I was going to use it with mezcal and some other stuff to make a smores drink. Vile isn't a strong enough word for that stuff. 3 unopened mini bottles went directly into the trash.

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Fernet & Fresca
Salty Trombone
The Stanley Steamer
Nighttrain & despair

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Start with a Smirking Chimp, which is one part Kool-Aid and 2 parts Tito's Handmade Vodka. Then segue into a Kenyan Impostor, which is one cold brew Kenyan coffee, Indonesian fruits, and Hawaiian dark rum. Finish off with a Classless Orange Embarrassment, which is creamsicle vodka mixed with 3 random well liquors.

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Sole.Sushi posted:

Haha, did the aftertaste taste exactly like licking the bottom of a well-used ashtray?

I have blocked out the memory of exactly what the aftertaste was like, in order to preserve my sanity. I suspect it was like licking Cthulhu.

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alnilam posted:

my real non comedy answer is a manhattan or if you're feeling fancy a sazerac

both are bourbon lovers cocktails as they mostly taste like bourbon/rye. sazzy contains tiny bit o absinthe too mmm

If we are doing real non comedy answers then I have to say get yourself a delicious Negroni.



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lmbo calrissian posted:

lime disease ricky

gues what the ingredient

actual lyme disease



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