Does the piss tape exist? (POLL)

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Does the piss tape exist?
	No, the piss tape doesn't exist because trump wasn't dumb enough to perform sex acts in a place where he might be recorded.
	No, the piss tape doesn't exist because, while trump is dumb enough to be recorded, it wasn't recorded. So the events in the dossier occurred, just weren't recorded or the recording is lost.
	No, the piss tape doesn't exist (for another reason, please describe in a post!).
	Yes, the piss tape exists, was recorded as kompromat by russian intel but will never be released during trump's administration.
	Yes, the piss tape exists, was recorded as kompromat by russian intel and will be released.
	Yes, the piss tape exists, was recorded by someone other than the russians.
	Yes, the piss tape exists and TRUMP HIMSELF recorded it.
	Comedy Option.

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Does the piss tape exist?

# ? Jul 15, 2017 16:50

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# ? May 3, 2024 08:16

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

the piss tape is more real than you or me

# ? Jul 15, 2017 16:51

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

it should

much like the holy grail i guess - shiets gotta be somewhere, right?

# ? Jul 15, 2017 16:54

I.N.R.I: May 26, 2011

I doubt it

# ? Jul 15, 2017 16:57

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

Al! posted:

the piss tape is more real than you or me

# ? Jul 15, 2017 16:58

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

Morpheus: do you really think that's piss you're drinking?

# ? Jul 15, 2017 16:59

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Of course it's real but it won't be released until after we are all dead

# ? Jul 15, 2017 17:01

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

It's 1080p 30 fps full color btw, no grainy black and white Cold War bs

# ? Jul 15, 2017 17:05

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

oh, ye of little pissfaith

# ? Jul 15, 2017 17:16

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

the only question is who recorded it and when it will be released

# ? Jul 15, 2017 17:34

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

honeypot thread for non believers. of course piss tape is real

# ? Jul 15, 2017 18:03

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

descartes as gently caress voice]: nothing can be said to exist besides consciousness; while you can say with certainty that the perception of a piss tape exists, existence as a category is a flawed concept and things cannot be said to exist or not exist as it is not a meaningful designation

# ? Jul 15, 2017 18:05

Car Hater: May 7, 2007; wolf. bike.
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Piss tape is 100% real, this is my religion do not trigger me!!!

# ? Jul 15, 2017 18:58

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

the piss tape is very real my friend

# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:02

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod

no multichoice? how could you do this?

# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:04

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod

voted "No, the piss tape doesn't exist (for another reason, please describe in a post!)" cause trump recorded the piss tape with a first person pov kinda thing but all the piss ruined the tape

# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:09

World War Mammories: Aug 25, 2006

permaban anyone who votes no

# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:11

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod

would it even be a tape anyway? wouldn't it be a piss.mp4?

# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:14

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Piss on vinyl

# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:17

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Piss tape as depicted in the style of Thomas Kinkade

# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:18

FabioClone: Oct 3, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

It's more real than you or me, and it has not only always existed, it's the prime mover, the first cause, the god of Abraham, and my friend.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:24

Chillgamesh: Jul 29, 2014

Piss Tape Israel

# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:35

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

information wants to trickle down

# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:38

Pantsuit: Oct 28, 2013

Its reel

# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:42

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

the piss tape is real, and warm, and my friend

# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:46

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

i have always believed in the piss tape, even before we knew of its existence

# ? Jul 15, 2017 20:03

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

Condiv posted:

would it even be a tape anyway? wouldn't it be a piss.mp4?

What kind of technology do you think Russia has

# ? Jul 15, 2017 22:08

I.N.R.I: May 26, 2011

I doubt it exists, I think its just a made up thing.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 22:09

Main Paineframe: Oct 27, 2010

the piss tape exists within all our hearts

# ? Jul 15, 2017 22:10

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

ScrubLeague posted:

What kind of technology do you think Russia has

it's probably a .mkv, in honor of Andrey Markov, who invented important twitter bot technology known as "markov chain"

# ? Jul 15, 2017 22:17

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

ScrubLeague posted:

What kind of technology do you think Russia has

rear end cobra posted:

It's 1080p 30 fps full color btw, no grainy black and white Cold War bs

# ? Jul 15, 2017 22:17

Burn Zone: May 22, 2004

# ? Jul 15, 2017 22:18

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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