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Baller Ina: :whattheeucharist:

Is this the real slice
or is this just ham 'n cheese

caught in a spam tide, no escape from the pork n beans

Open your eyes
Look up to the sties and squeeeeeeeeeeeeee(al)

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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 04:43

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 01:05

Baller Ina: :whattheeucharist:

Eugene V. Dabs posted:

i'm just a pork boy,
i need no turkey

because i'm black forest ham, toasted roll
little lettuce, no mayo

any way the grill goes, doesn't really matter
to me
pa ni ni

Mama, just grilled a lamb
Put some charcoal 'neath its stead,
Cut it tender, now I'm fed

Mama, that meal sure was fun
But now I've got to throw the rest away

MAMA, OOH OOH
Didn't mean to make it dry
If I'm not back again to cook tomorrow
Carryout, carryout
As if no meat ever plattered

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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 05:02

Baller Ina: :whattheeucharist:

Eugene V. Dabs posted:

I see a little silhouette-o of a pig
Pork-n-beans, pork-n-beans
Can you make a menudo???
Boston butts and tripe-ing,
Very very frightening meat!

(Galileo) Galileo
(Galileo) Galileo
Galileo Figaro
Fried meat in dough-o-o-o

I'm not a fan of soy, I really love meat
He's not a fan of soy from a soy family
Spare him from this life of tofu and beans!

Easy ham, easy pho
Will the beef cook slow?

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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 05:46

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Baller Ina posted:

(Galileo) Galileo
(Galileo) Galileo
Galileo Figaro
Fried meat in dough-o-o-o

I'm not a fan of soy, I really love meat
He's not a fan of soy from a soy family
Spare him from this life of tofu and beans!

Easy ham, easy pho
Will the beef cook slow?

Pigs smell bad! No, we will fry in tallow! (It's too slow!)
Pigs smell bad! No, we will fry in tallow! (It's too slow!)
Pigs smell bad! No, we will fry in tallow! (It's too slow!)
Will fry in tallow! (It's too slow!)
Crispy golden glow
Let it simmer low
No, no, no, no, no, no, no

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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 05:53

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Baller Ina posted:

Pigs smell bad! No, we will fry in tallow! (It's too slow!)
Pigs smell bad! No, we will fry in tallow! (It's too slow!)
Pigs smell bad! No, we will fry in tallow! (It's too slow!)
Will fry in tallow! (It's too slow!)
Crispy golden glow
Let it simmer low
No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh mama meat-a, mama meat-a (mama meat-a eat pork sho(ulder))
Big Bob's Dry Rub has a deviled ham en route to me, to me, to me

So you think you can grill meat and I won't think you lie? (Yeah!)
So you think chewy bacon is better than fried?
Oh, gravy, its white sausage gravy
Just gotta cookout, just gotta get grilling this year

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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 06:48

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Baller Ina posted:

Oh mama meat-a, mama meat-a (mama meat-a eat pork sho(ulder))
Big Bob's Dry Rub has a deviled ham en route to me, to me, to me

So you think you can grill meat and I won't think you lie? (Yeah!)
So you think chewy bacon is better than fried?
Oh, gravy, its white sausage gravy
Just gotta cookout, just gotta get grilling this year

Smoked meat on a platter, everyone can feast
Smoked meat on a platter
Smoked meat on a platter, for free
A whole bunch of leftovers...

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# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 03:17

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 01:05

Baller Ina: :whattheeucharist:

They tried to make me switch to vegan and I said no, no, no

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# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 13:22

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