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Eugene V. Dabs posted:(Don't throw away the pig bones) I'd emptyquote everything you did on the page but it'd be obnoxious, great work, holy poo poo. This is my favorite line. |
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Somebody once told me the pork is gonna roll me The cholesterol would leave me for dead, She was looking kind of dumb with her vegetables and plums saying eating meat was bad for your head Well the grease starts coming and it don't stop coming Fed to the guests just to keep the place running Didn’t make sense not to ‘cue for fun The meat gets tender and the bark’s a home run So much to cook, so much to eat, So what’s wrong with using the odd meats? You'll never know if you don't cook buffalo You'll never dine if your charcoal don't glow Hey now, you're a Pork Star, get your meats on, smoke, braise Hey now, you're a Pork star, get the roast on, get paid And meat that glistens is gold Only rilettes come out of molds It's a cool place and the walk-in gets colder You're bundled up now, wait till you get orders But the media men beg to differ Going by the scores on the local cuisine features The margin we skate, is getting pretty thin The meat is costing more and the QA’s getting dim But my grill’s on fire - how bout yours? That’s the way to slow roast when you’re chilling outdoors Hey now, you're a Pork Star, get your meats on, smoke, braise Hey now, you're a Pork star, get the roast on, get paid And meat that glistens is gold Only rilettes come out of molds Somebody once asked could I comp his plate for bad service? “I need to get myself the hell away from this place” I said nope, and grabbed his food, “I could use a little meat myself” And the police will make you pay Well the grease starts coming and it don't stop coming Fed to the guests just to keep the place running Didn’t make sense not to ‘cue for fun The meat gets tender and the bark’s a home run So much to cook, so much to eat, So what’s wrong with using the odd meats? You'll never know if you don't cook buffalo You'll never dine if your charcoal don't glow Hey now, you're a Pork Star, get your meats on, smoke, braise Hey now, you're a Pork star, get the roast on, get paid And meat that glistens is gold Only rilettes come out of molds And all that glistens is gold Only rilettes come out of molds |
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