|
Hi! I'm Zyla. I'm a far-left Something Awful poster with at least a moderate level of charisma in real life. I haven't had a job in a while so I figured I could run for office to get something going. In this thread I hope to build a grassroots goon movement, and possibly hire most of you all to manage my outreach and help me find winning positions and indeed, a job. I live in Western Massachusetts, and I don't know what would be most advantageous to run for, in terms of a specific office. I have little to no experience in anything, beyond posting, and a law degree. But Donald Trump is our president, so gently caress it, there are no limits. If you all could give me good advice, i would appreciate it. I don't want to follow bad advice and lose an election because of it. Like Hillary Clinton. What I currently believe in: Pro-Choice Healthcare for All Ending Systemic Racism at all levels [More to come] Thank you and Mod Bless you. Zyla Q. Zylington, ESQ
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 02:55
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 28, 2024 19:41 |
|
|
yea lets gently caress poo poo up
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 02:55
|
|
|
what are your plans to modernize and increase the nuclear weapon throw weight capability in the near term future and can we expect the development of a lunar orbit deterrent?? please entitle ur response with we can not allow a moon gap.
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 02:57
|
|
|
experience dont matter at all lmao if u suck n are a trash person it dont matter jsut have the right opinions n make fun of ppl who suck bad
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 02:58
|
|
|
Baloogan posted:what are your plans to modernize and increase the nuclear weapon throw weight capability in the near term future and can we expect the development of a lunar orbit deterrent?? please entitle ur response with we can not allow a moon gap. I think that deterrents are useful as long as they are economical. We need to feed our families first, and then be concerned with defense. If you have specific proposals I would be interested in taking a look at them.
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 03:00
|
|
|
Baloogan posted:what are your plans to modernize and increase the nuclear weapon throw weight capability in the near term future and can we expect the development of a lunar orbit deterrent?? please entitle ur response with we can not allow a moon gap. we need a gap or the tides get all hosed up
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 03:01
|
|
|
If you give more geographic specifics people might be able to do your heavy lifting of researching the posts you might run for in your area. I mean I won't, but someone might.
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 03:02
|
|
|
Ramc posted:If you give more geographic specifics people might be able to do your heavy lifting of researching the posts you might run for in your area. well I'm not gonna doxx myself unless it becomes super useful for me to do so. I am from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hampden_County,_Massachusetts
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 03:03
|
|
|
Zyla posted:Ending Reverse Racism at all levels, because all live matter
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 03:04
|
|
|
Will you protect my right to have sex with any caliber firearm of preference?
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 03:05
|
|
|
D.Ork Bimboolean posted:Will you protect my right to have sex with any caliber firearm of preference? Whatever happens in the privacy of your own home with consenting adults, in my opinion, is not under the purview of the government
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 03:07
|
|
|
I'm gonna start tweeting like crazy!
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 03:34
|
|
|
Baloogan posted:what are your plans to modernize and increase the nuclear weapon throw weight capability in the near term future and can we expect the development of a lunar orbit deterrent?? please entitle ur response with we can not allow a moon gap. stfu
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 03:35
|
|
|
i happen to kno an out of werk ACORN pimp who may be an asset to ur campaign team...interested?
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 03:52
|
|
|
Oh yeah well I'm gonna runna gainst u what what what now?
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 03:54
|
|
|
I think we should blow up the moon. How are you going to make that happen?
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 03:56
|
|
|
Zyla posted:I think that deterrents are useful as long as they are economical. We need to feed our families first, and then be concerned with defense. If you have specific proposals I would be interested in taking a look at them. very diplomatic. this guy's got the instinct!
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 04:00
|
|
|
what is your opinion on federal data centers, re:consolidation
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 04:20
|
|
|
I wouldnt vote a goon into office if he was the last canidate on earth
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 04:25
|
|
|
Zyla posted:well I'm not gonna doxx myself unless it becomes super useful for me to do so. good job on living in one of those counties with no local government, your work is cut out for you
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 04:32
|
|
|
goon president
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 04:37
|
|
|
Keep it simple, steal Corbyns bits, for the many not the few, hammer on single payer now and call your GOP opponent a blood sucking freakISIS CURES TROONS posted:I wouldnt vote a goon into office if he was the last canidate on earth You probably already have tbh
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 05:12
|
|
|
Zyla posted:Whatever happens in the privacy of your own home with consenting adults, in my opinion, is not under the purview of the government im running an abortion clinic out of my living room,.
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 05:31
|
|
|
This one's actually real easy do a big bank rob then use the publicity to push a big bank robbin' platform. It'll work I'm tellin' ya!
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 05:54
|
|
|
There ain't no rules that say a cat can't be a senator.
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 06:08
|
|
|
reignofevil posted:There ain't no rules that say a cat can't be a senator. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stubbs_(cat) they just gotta have a good sob story
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 06:26
|
|
|
My platform: - Extinction Thank u.
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 06:27
|
|
|
1. join the dsa 2. yard signs 4. go on cumtown (and chapo I guess)
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 06:28
|
|
|
posters rights!!!!
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 09:23
|
|
|
What's your position on avocado farming and turtle conservation?
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 09:25
|
|
|
have you been to the Berkshires/how do you feel about the Berkshires editL nvm that is where you are. I visited a small town in Mass and noticed that there were a lot of junkies and not a lot of stuff to do. what will you do to fix this problem? Les Os has issued a correction as of 12:54 on Jul 16, 2017 |
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 12:51
|
|
|
Autism Sneaks posted:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stubbs_(cat) Thank you for this.
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 17:25
|
|
|
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-human_electoral_candidates
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 17:31
|
|
|
you're in western mass so hand out heroin to voters
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 17:32
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 18:21
|
|
|
let's do it
|
|
#
?
Jul 16, 2017 20:53
|
|
|
I debated running for city alderman since my city is attempting to grow a cooperative enterprise sector of the economy.
|
|
#
?
Jul 17, 2017 00:15
|
|
|
Zyla posted:Hi! I'm Zyla. I'm a far-left Something Awful poster with at least a moderate level of charisma in real life. 
|
|
#
?
Jul 17, 2017 00:20
|
|
|
got too depressed to continue maybe we'll try again when I don't think the world is a bleak hellhole
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2017 00:13
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 28, 2024 19:41 |
|
|
*interrupts public event, jumps on stage and grabs mic and starts doing an Andrew Dice Clay impression* *video goes viral* *gets elected into public office*
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2017 00:16
|
|