Zyla posted:

Hi! I'm Zyla. I'm a far-left Something Awful poster with at least a moderate level of charisma in real life.

I haven't had a job in a while so I figured I could run for office to get something going.

In this thread I hope to build a grassroots goon movement, and possibly hire most of you all to manage my outreach and help me find winning positions and indeed, a job.

I live in Western Massachusetts, and I don't know what would be most advantageous to run for, in terms of a specific office. I have little to no experience in anything, beyond posting, and a law degree.

But Donald Trump is our president, so gently caress it, there are no limits.

If you all could give me good advice, i would appreciate it. I don't want to follow bad advice and lose an election because of it. Like Hillary Clinton.


What I currently believe in:

Pro-Choice
Healthcare for All
Ending Systemic Racism at all levels
[More to come]

Thank you and Mod Bless you.

Zyla Q. Zylington, ESQ