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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Hi! I'm Zyla. I'm a far-left Something Awful poster with at least a moderate level of charisma in real life.

I haven't had a job in a while so I figured I could run for office to get something going.

In this thread I hope to build a grassroots goon movement, and possibly hire most of you all to manage my outreach and help me find winning positions and indeed, a job.

I live in Western Massachusetts, and I don't know what would be most advantageous to run for, in terms of a specific office. I have little to no experience in anything, beyond posting, and a law degree.

But Donald Trump is our president, so gently caress it, there are no limits.

If you all could give me good advice, i would appreciate it. I don't want to follow bad advice and lose an election because of it. Like Hillary Clinton.


What I currently believe in:

Pro-Choice
Healthcare for All
Ending Systemic Racism at all levels
[More to come]

Thank you and Mod Bless you.

Zyla Q. Zylington, ESQ

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Baloogan posted:

what are your plans to modernize and increase the nuclear weapon throw weight capability in the near term future and can we expect the development of a lunar orbit deterrent?? please entitle ur response with we can not allow a moon gap.

I think that deterrents are useful as long as they are economical. We need to feed our families first, and then be concerned with defense. If you have specific proposals I would be interested in taking a look at them.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Ramc posted:

If you give more geographic specifics people might be able to do your heavy lifting of researching the posts you might run for in your area.

I mean I won't, but someone might.

well I'm not gonna doxx myself unless it becomes super useful for me to do so.

I am from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hampden_County,_Massachusetts

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

D.Ork Bimboolean posted:

Will you protect my right to have sex with any caliber firearm of preference?

Whatever happens in the privacy of your own home with consenting adults, in my opinion, is not under the purview of the government

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

got too depressed to continue

maybe we'll try again when I don't think the world is a bleak hellhole

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