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Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

I'm new to this wonderful sub forum and this will be my first post to the army of animal lovers that frequent this area of the forums. I just purchased, or should I say leased, a very nice car but I am very afraid to park my car in my drive way because my neighbor, who is a very big cat lover, has these felines that love to climb the hood of my cars. In the past it was ok since they are very cute cats and my cars were pieces of canine poo poo bit now I have my dream car. I haven't purchased a car cover and likely won't for a bit since I threw a sizable down payment and am poor. Any advice for me? I don't want to scare them but am very lost on this subject. The internet speaks of moth balls and plastic snakes but I am goon through and through and wish to ask my brethren.

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Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Blackchamber posted:

Much like the porch-cat the advice given for hood-cat, fence-cat, roof-cat, or any -cat for that matter is to just let them do their thing and invite them into your home for treats and petting if possible.

If anything hood-cat is doing you a great service, since no birds will want to perch near your car and wont be able to poo poo on it.

Wtf

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

trap the strays and take them to a rescue.

I was thinking rat poison and cat food? Too much?

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Pollyanna posted:

If you're willing to put out rat poison in cat food I think you deserve things making GBS threads on your piece of crap car.

How about some advice I can use? Not everyone wants to make friends with a cat who climbs on expensive cars.

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

redgubbinz posted:

I don't know about those cats but I trust my neighbor's calico cat implicitly.



If I had a piece of crap car like that I'd be willing to have all the cats you own on my car.

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Ether Frenzy posted:

Low effort, if you had a good car you'd park it inside, but you have already stated you don't.

Well gently caress. I guess only people with garages can have nice cars. What kind of car do you have considering you live out of a box?

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

QuarkMartial posted:

I installed a friendly fluffy dog in my red truck and it seemed to do okay at keeping cats away.



He keeps driving even though his license is expired...

Dogs are 10000000000 times better than cats.

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Bought some cat food to feed my neighbors cat some special recipe I made up. I love cats sitting on my car and embrace it.

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

I wouldn't poison cats. If you read my post in the beginning I was looking for advice on an issue and was told to just embrace the problem. Such is life in goonville.

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Eifert Posting posted:

Can a cat person explain to me why they feel like it's okay in urban and suburban areas for them to just let the cat outside the door and let it wander all over everyone else's property and the roads? Because my interpretation as a not-cat person is basically this:

"I'm a huge irresponsible dickhead who doesn't give a poo poo about all the terrible things that can happen to this animal that I supposably like until after they happen."


I mean do people not know the death rate for feral cats? I can get not caring about other people's property or wildlife, that's a pretty normal level of callousness here, but what about your pet?

The answer is in this thread. Everyone else needs to just deal with it because if you don't your an rear end in a top hat. You need to bend your reality to accommodate a cat walking on your car or making GBS threads in your garden. It's not the cats fault it's the person complainings fault for not allowing the cat to sit on his/her car.

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Pollyanna posted:

You can shoo cats away and stuff, just don't loving poison them.

I was being sarcastic dick head. I made the original thread so read what my intentions were.

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Goon cat lovers are idiots

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Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

rumble in the bunghole posted:

I gave you decent advice in like the 3rd post and you ignored it to talk about rat poison

I would imagine water would work but if it's a skittish cat I'm sure it may attempt to quickly get away by digging its nails into my hood. I'd never poison a cat

Piggy Smalls fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Jul 31, 2017

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