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Hauki
May 11, 2010


The General posted:

My last place tried to give me a "working interview" for dishwashing. I am not washing dishes for free, unless none of those dishes are from customers, and I personally watch you open up a can of beans and make a mess out of some plates just so you can see how I wash em.

lmao get hosed

i cannot, personally, envision a situation in which i'm willing to gamble on a cold call, but not willing to ante up $50 or whatever for a couple hours of their time while i suss out their work ethic

the brazen shamelessness of some people still manages to surprise me sometimes

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Hauki
May 11, 2010


Republicans posted:

One of our servers rushed through our kitchen to the back door facing the bathroom in a very urgent, panicked manner. About fifteen minutes later I go to the bathroom and find someone has explosively shat on the handicap stall floor. One of the other cooks went to check on him at some point and found him outside where he was coaxed back to work.

Would intentionally making diarrhea noises with a squeeze bottle when he's present be too mean?

nah

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Skwirl posted:

It's probably also cheaper to live there, l pay nine hundred for a studio in one of the more dangerous neighborhoods in Oakland, and that's way under market for the area. If I move out whoever moves in will probably pay between 1200 and 1500.

but FYI minimum in Atlanta is $13 if you're a city employee.

most one bedrooms in town here are north of $1500 and minimum wage is still only $9

glad i got back out of the kitchen when i did

:shepspends:

lol, doing the math someone literally couldn't even afford rent working traditional full time at that rate. much less anything else

Hauki
May 11, 2010


I'm pretty sure he was talking to the dude drunkenly asking for career advice

Hauki
May 11, 2010


A Man and his dog posted:

I have to work with a women all day who is going to be fired at the end of the night...

Woof.

maybe she'll be willing to get down after she's been fired

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Phanatic posted:

You should definitely get over to this indoor mall called the Source and drink beer at Crooked Stave and eat at Acorn.

Yeah, like, are you stuck downtown for some reason? The zoo isn't really that close to downtown so I'm a little puzzled. Acorn is great, but it's decidedly not downtown either. I'd give different recommendations if you're able to travel than if you're just walking up and down 16th st mall or whatever.

Anyway as far as downtown goes, osteria marco is good italian, try the burrata & lonzo. Rioja was decent upscale pan-Mediterranean although it's been a while. The Kitchen is a fairly classic menu, but good food & pretty reliable. Freshcraft is a good place to grab a few beers and a good sandwich. Biker Jims if you want a an inventive and well-made sausage on a bun. Euclid hall for poutine and other food, decent drink selection in an historic building. Mercantile in union station is great. There's also a snooze and a kitchen next door in there for breakfast or lunch.

Willing to walk a bit, head up to work & class or cart driver. Blue corn empanadas at work & class are great. Lamb and cabrito too. Get a pile of sides, some meat & some handmade tortillas, go to town. Hop alley is also decent. Bijus little curry shop is also up that way for solid fast casual Indian. Guard & grace if you want a good steak and have some cash to burn.

Outside of downtown area, acorn is one of my consistent favorites. Avanti food hall is sorta nearby and has a bunch of options. Quiero arepas is where it's at though. Tacos, tequila & whisky (formerly pinche tacos), or la Calle if you want a more traditional taco joint. Las Tortas for well, tortas. I can keep going if there's something specific you're looking for, or if you can clarify your transportation situation.

Hauki
May 11, 2010


mindphlux posted:

I went to a casino once when I was living in the UK

I played a no limit holdem tournament, drank beer at my table

I won 2nd place in the thing, like 600 quid.

they offered to get me a drink, I figured, gently caress it, I'll have a martini, all james bond like in my (trashy) casino in the uk





I ordered it, they came back 5 minutes later, they didn't know what a martini was. "like... vodka on ice?"

I kindly explained "no, a martini is gin, shaken over ice, strained, with the tiniest splash of vermouth, and I'd like mine with a twist, or wedge of lime please"

they brought me a cup of gordon's gin, on ice, mixed 50/50 with vermouth. and no lime.

lol gently caress

thanks grosvenor

:getout:

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Field Mousepad posted:

I'm a bartender, most people that order stuff like this have only heard about it from movies and have no clue what's in them trust me.

where do you work so I can make sure to never go there

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Naelyan posted:

I linked this earlier, but I feel like no one clicked on it because no one commented in horror. Watch the video.

the gently caress is this poo poo

what even is happening

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Willie Tomg posted:

Like any one of you would turn down a pint of Jim Beam poured by a cute bubbly blonde in a fishnet top.

she's not a blonde tho

JawKnee posted:

man I can put on my own fishnet and pour my own jimmy

but really this

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Liquid Communism posted:

Serious question.

Have you worked in the industry before?

If not, save yourself a few grand and go wash dishes and do prep for six months. You'll know by then if you can do this for a living.

the one plus side of going the community college route is its probably dirt rear end cheap

i think i barely spent a grand total for my 'education' before i thought better of it and got the gently caress out

i also got to gently caress around in a pretty decent commercial kitchen on my own time with decent product, made some good friends along the way, and basically fed myself lunch & dinner five days a week in exchange for my course fees

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Why would I watch him do it? He has butchering skills on his resume, came from a decent hotel, staged well, said he could do it. If I was going to watch him do it, why wouldn't I do it myself? I have other poo poo that needs doing.

was the cost of a swordfish more or less than a minute of your time to start him off (edit: or cut him off)

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Go gently caress yourself? It was funny, stop trying to make me feel like a shithead.

Edit: yeah, I should have done it myself, or had one of my sous do it. I'm aware of that. Give me a loving break.

I agree that it was funny, I'm giving you (more) poo poo because you seemed to be getting defensive about it in your above post.

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Quemó!

Hauki
May 11, 2010


El Padrino posted:

I'll admit that my view is biased as I've never had a pet cat but as a dog owner of 32 years, the only times I've met dogs that are aggresive and prone to biting are mistreated by assholes.

stop being an rear end in a top hat to cats then I guess

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Elizabethan Error posted:

some cats can react to being petted too long by mouthing/biting etc, it doesn't take violence on the part of the owner necessarily.

maybe consider how you would react if some strange rear end dude walked up and started touching you a bunch unprompted

Hauki
May 11, 2010


The Midniter posted:

but I feel like it's going to go in the exact opposite direction and just open the floodgates for further wage theft from those most vulnerable.

What would ever give you that feeling? Surely not the blatant "take from the poor and give to the rich" tax "cut" floating through our legislative branch right?

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Tezcatlipoca posted:

As someone in Texas who just got snow for the first time in over a decade: :stare:

Meanwhile it’s 65 degrees in December in the Colorado mountains :thunk:

Hauki
May 11, 2010


BBQ Dave posted:

Hey all I'm a dinning room manager in a retirement community looking to change the reservation system from paper and pen to something on a tablet with online functionality. We want people to be able to walk in and use the app on the tablet or on their phones. Any suggestions? Anybody worked with the open table app on the restaurant end? Ease of use is key.

It's fairly upscale and the residents have a lot of input about opperations. Sometimes that's a good thing but in the case of the reservation system it's pure madness. There's a pre-sign up at seven in the morning policed by the residents, and then residents need to show up at one pm when we put out the reservation book and residents get access to the book in the order they signed up at the pre sign up. I don't know how we got here (new job) but nobody wants to talk about it and everyone hates it. Any advice or recommendations would be appreciated.

My boss: "what's up with this post it note that says 'ask the goons?'.":confused:

Holy poo poo that sounds awful.

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Lots of places use 50s and 100s for holiday bonuses :shrug:

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Liquid Communism posted:

Dude, the Midwest is great for CoL. Can be boring as hell if you like to do actual city things, but on the other hand I can buy a house out here for under $200k.

gently caress, I might struggle to find a one bedroom apartment here for that.

Hauki
May 11, 2010


twotimer posted:

thats with all the minimum wage talk? is it common in the usa to earn minimum wage in the kitchen?
In short, yes.

Hauki
May 11, 2010


iospace posted:

I took tonight off as a server because our place dies on Super Bowl night.

i take advantage of the super bowl to stroll into whatever restaurant normally has a heinous multihour wait, because anywhere without a tv is loving dead

Hauki
May 11, 2010


There's a reason event management is a profession, and a well-paid one at that.

Hauki
May 11, 2010


mindphlux posted:

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/app/d/hobart-410-meat-slicer/6498370361.html

I've wanted a meat slicer for a minute, but don't have a business use for one, so just casually troll craigslist.

A friend saw this the other day - whatcha all think? I can't tell if there's a giant chip on the blade in one of those photos, and also don't know if there are things to watch out for on older hobarts...

Definitely looks like a chip, you can see it from the back side of the blade in the last photo too.

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Oh boy, NY times has a front page article on tipping :shepicide:

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Errant Gin Monks posted:

Tipping AND sexual harrasment.

It never occured to me to hold a tip ransom for phone numbers and pubic hair info. Perhaps I did this wrong for too many years of thanking the waitstaff and leaving a tip.

Yeah, I was being glib, but there’s a couple companion articles too that are more focused on tipping culture/wages in general, although sexual harassment certainly goes hand-in-hand.

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Tezcatlipoca posted:

Don't tell other people to take less money just because you have privilege.

Seriously. There's a number of nicer restaurant groups here that are still trying to start cooks at $8 or $9 an hour or whatever which is frankly unlivable, behind the mask of 'reputation' and or 'family'. They put out good food, but loving fast food starts at like $11 or $12. If I were still cooking I'd have to work like 2.5 full time jobs at that just to make rent/mortgage in this city much less afford anything else.

gently caress off with that poo poo, think back to where you started in this industry before your steady $60-$100k luxury hotel position with benefits. How vested in company culture were you then, how satisfied were you with your pay, and did the one impact the other? Did you have any significant expenses or dependents relying on you & your presumed embarrassment of a paycheck?

Hauki
May 11, 2010


pile of brown posted:

Ha! You sure showed that dying person what was what! Wanted to taste pizza one last time? Not on your watch!

Man I gotta be honest, if I were on my deathbed desperately craving pizza, and my only option was drinking a pizza-flavored milkshake, I’d opt for like, a chocolate malt instead.

Hauki
May 11, 2010


pile of brown posted:

That should probably be up to you, the terminally ill person in major organ failure, and not to a haughty cook in the commissary.

Sure, but I wouldn't want to eat puréed pizza at the insistence of some busybody family member either

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Chef De Cuisinart posted:

gently caress the NRA, both of them

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Since it seems germane to the topic at hand, I just finished Evicted by Matthew Desmond and I'm halfway through Nickled and Dimed by Barbara Ehrenreich. Maybe go get some perspective on what happens to your coworkers and employees who happened into a bit of bad luck while making a 'living wage' and what the repercussions of that can be.

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Liquid Communism posted:

This is really true. If you have the work ethic to be a good cook, you'll blow people away in a desk job.

Speaking for myself and probably many others, there’s a specific reason I chose to cook for poo poo pay rather than take an actual Desk Job.

In all seriousness though, I’m halfway to a desk job now anyways. How did you all transition to computer janitoring, what’s the starting pay relative to like median income in your area and how quickly did you advance? I’m decently taken care of for the moment, but I don’t have many prospects for advancement.

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Mezzanon posted:

It’s the easy access to party culture/drugs and promiscuous sex with like-minded people.

Nah, I'm not much for party culture and I like committed relationships with like-minded people.
I'd just rather keep moving a lot of the time and I enjoy having some physical aspect to my work.

Thanks for the info. about computer janitoring but as much as I'd like to open up another career path, I'm not sure that's something I could swing any time soon. I'd have to start out at a minimum of $25/hr to continue supporting my mortgage etc. and I don't have any hard experience/certifications there, so...yeah.

Hauki
May 11, 2010


I loving loathe sweetened sweet potatoes. Dust ‘em in say, cumin and coriander and plenty of sea salt and give me like harissa or an herbed yogurt or something spicy to dip in.

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Morbid Fiesta posted:

Eat my rear end five ways Cincinnati


:byoscience:

Hauki
May 11, 2010


bloody ghost titty posted:

One I would watch.

was expecting you to be forums user "yeah i eat rear end"

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Discendo Vox posted:

I'm not aware of any generic, or specific, non-caloric sweetener allergies. Is there a particular non-caloric sweetener that causes this response? It's...extraordinarily unlikely, but have you ever been tested for phenylketonuria?


It varies by sweetener and bottling plant.

I’ve gotten nauseous as gently caress from a gum with artificial sweeteners before but I don’t recall what it was. I just avoid them generally now.

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Babylon Astronaut posted:

my favorite soupsandwich is bloody mary bar chili with beans, well-done circumcised steak and all the authentic fixin's.

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Hauki
May 11, 2010


i try not to drink or eat tobacco

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