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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.



He's been hobbled by a heel injury for much of the year.

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Maddon: Well there's no possible way you guys could ground out more times than you did yesterday.

Entire Cubs Lineup: Hold our beers.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Bring back Ryan Theriot for all the best blans

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Groundout, groundout, groundout. Where have I seen this before?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

It's loving always Grichuk

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
Oops

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


ayyyyyyye Grichuk

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Good to see Grichuk's power to murder Cubs pitching has immediately extended to Quintana.

Except replace good with :barf:

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

It's loving always Grichuk

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Thanks, Wacha

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Gee I wonder how the Cubs will go down in order this inning, could it possibly be-


Pancakes posted:

Groundout, groundout, groundout. Where have I seen this before?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=


His OPS vs the Cubs is even higher now!

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Real talk the Cubs should just IBB Grichuk every time he comes up to the plate, because against them he's functionally Bryce Harper.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I fuckin hate Grichuk.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Did Carpenter die?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Carlos looked so happy when Grich got into the dugout. My girlfriend thinks the hair makes him look happier.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Please send Schwarber back down to the minors, he's clearly still not got it. At this point you're just wasting a roster spot.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Sydin posted:

Maddon: Well there's no possible way you guys could ground out more times than you did yesterday.

Entire Cubs Lineup: Hold our beers.

Does Contreras' strikeout help matters?

E: As a note, Wacha actually has the lowest ratio of ground balls to fly balls of the Cardinals' rotation. The other 4 rank 8, 11, 12 and 44 for the 2017 season. Wacha doesn't crack the top 64.

Pancakes fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Jul 24, 2017

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Pancakes posted:

Does Contreras' strikeout help matters?

No. :negative:

At least GoT comes on in 15 minutes and I can ignore the game for an hour.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Sydin posted:

No. :negative:

At least GoT comes on in 15 minutes and I can ignore the game for an hour.

You know nothing, Jon Jay

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Time for the Cubs to lose 0-2 as Wacha puts together back to back CGSHO's.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Sydin posted:

Time for the Cubs to lose 0-2 as Wacha puts together back to back CGSHO's.

Inshallah.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

In before strand

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
At least the no-no is off the table.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Sydin posted:

At least the no-no is off the table.

Been a long time since the Cards had a no-no. I was still in high school, I know. Last two times we came close were both Wacha in 2013, I think (including that Game 4 in the NLDS).

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Time to rely on Heyward to drive a run in.

:lol:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Holy poo poo they didn't strand the leadoff double! :eyepop:

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Sydin posted:

Time to rely on Heyward to drive a run in.

:lol:

:thunk:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Sydin posted:

Time to rely on Heyward to drive a run in.

:lol:

You son of a bitch, stop reverse-jinxing yourself!

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Well that's egg on my face. :toot:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

BLOOPIN' :woop:

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
Baseball is cool

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
BLOOP! :woop:

KB is handsome and good.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Time to stop watching people I invest way too much time of my life thinking about fail miserably and make stupid choices. Game of Thrones is on instead!

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Pancakes posted:

Game of Thrones is on instead!

Yeah not gonna lie even though we tied it I'm switching over. Go Cubs and all that.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
Shameful

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
FOH Yadi lmao

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


DeJong is cool.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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