Fluffy Bunnies posted:

-you not only want to take away the cat's ability to climb and hide from a predator or anything that comes to kill it's delicious 3 month old kitten life (hint hint: birds of prey love kitten. it's a delicacy), you also -lock the house up so it can't possibly get in to get away from anything-. Sink or swim, little fucker! Let me tie 50 pounds of lead to you first so it's fair!