What would you do with a billion dollars?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > What would you do with a billion dollars?

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; It's how her species communicates

Set up grants for my friend's children that pay out when they're 25 but only if they meet ridiculous conditions like "take public transit for 720 days between the ages of 18 and 24".

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Grem: Mar 29, 2004; It's how her species communicates

I'd walk up to the celebrity with a net worth of just under a billion dollars and say "I want to buy you, everything you do, everything about you" then sign a contract to make them drop off the face of the earth forever.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2017 02:13

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