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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > What would you do with a billion dollars?
 
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Mousepractice
Jan 30, 2005

A pint of plain is your only man
A billion dollars is £886,524,849.12 at today's rate, which is more than anyone needs ever. First order of business, fifty percent to charities, for homelessness, refugees, and clean water access in the developing world. I have a friend who has long-term chronic depression, who lives in a small council flat with his half-paralyzed mum and terminally ill abusive dad. I'd buy him a big house and pay someone to take care of his family. Set up the rest of my own family and old friends with property in London to get us out of the hellish rent trap. All the rest on books, drugs, booze and rare early-90s bicycles. Dead of cirrhosis or cocaine-induced heart failure within five or six years. Leave what's left to Momentum for a laugh. Maybe endow a gallery as well.

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