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Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
We had German Catholics and not the feisty Irish or Italian girls. They were pretty loving inculpable. I got my first handjob from a Lutheran girl who also like a week or two later had sex with me. We went steady all summer.

The Catholics in Templeton made their own booze, though. There's some old story about how Capone wanted to scare them into making whisky for less money and they took his two goons, beat them up and put them on a row boat by themselves, in the winter, tied up with pillow cases over their heads and let them float around Swan Lake, up near Carroll (where all the Lutherans lived) and freaked them out pretty good.

I had sex with a German Catholic and she should have really shaved her fuckin legs for that joyless 6 minutes of me imagining Julie Newmar on the other end of the womb broom.


I think it 's probably got more to do with being Irish or Italian to be quite honest.

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