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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

echinopsis posted:

i like bourbon but it's a disaster waiting to happen

bourbon is good, it might be u that is the disaster

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Roosevelt posted:

what's the worst shot you've ever done?

for my 30th birthday some dickhead bought me a tequila + rumpleminze

same birthday, got a shot of hot well gin

as in they warmed up ditch gin in a microwave and i drank it

not a good birthday

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

jfc

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

gin and milk

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

Captain Foo posted:

get out of this thread with that user name

trying to watch my figure

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal
"gin and milk" reminds me of that time i looked at the back of a bottle of schweppes and one of the suggested preparations was tonic and milk

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Roosevelt posted:

what's the worst shot you've ever done?

for my 30th birthday some dickhead bought me a tequila + rumpleminze

when i was in college i was being indecisive about what to get and one guy was like "if i buy you a shot, will you drink whatever it is?" and i said sure and he ordered a "reverse [something-or-other]" and it turned out that it was an ounce of tabasco sauce and an ounce of tequila.

it was terrible, but i stared him in the face and drank it

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

oh and once someone bought our whole gang cement mixers (lime juice and irish cream in two separate glasses; swish them around in your mouth and the cream curdles into lumps) and most people were pretty disgusted but if you can tolerate the texture it's actually a pretty nice flavor

pram
Jun 10, 2001
piss n' gin

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Foo posted:

bourbon is good, it might be u that is the disaster

this is without question

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
no rose wine option, voted piss & whiskey

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/etthq/status/887412993297797120

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

:golgo:
EVERYONE EXCEPT THE HOT WOMEN
:golgo:

maskenfreiheit posted:

pft everyone should drink club mate



put vodka in it maybe

some doner/currywurst food trucks sells this stuff in half liters and its the only place ive ever seen it in the US

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006


new rodtronics lookin open source

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

like a hotdog in a hallway

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Captain Foo posted:

bourbon is good, it might be u that is the disaster
bourbon is syrupy piss

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

"gin and milk" reminds me of that time i looked at the back of a bottle of schweppes and one of the suggested preparations was tonic and milk
theres a james baldwin story that mentions scotch and milk. i chuckled but its actually pretty good, just a little bit of islay scotch and plenty of good whole milk

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Sagebrush posted:

when i was in college i was being indecisive about what to get and one guy was like "if i buy you a shot, will you drink whatever it is?" and i said sure and he ordered a "reverse [something-or-other]" and it turned out that it was an ounce of tabasco sauce and an ounce of tequila.

it was terrible, but i stared him in the face and drank it



this is called a "prairie fire". usually it's a shot of tequila with a little tabasco splashed in, but good for you for taking it half-and-half you dumb idiot

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i hate all forms of alcohol snobbery and pretentiousness, one up-manship etc etc

things that are fun and good - viagra while drinking. significantly slimmer chance of not being able to get it up. also taking mushrooms/acid while quite drunk coz it straightens ya right up, or at least you feel like that, you're still intoxicated just don't feel it as such. stimulants do that too i guess but i've not had the personal experience

personal experience of taking clonazepam before drinking : jesus christ never ever do this

pram
Jun 10, 2001
thats our echi

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


thread should've been closed after belgian was added to the list

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


echinopsis posted:

i hate all forms of alcohol snobbery and pretentiousness, one up-manship etc etc

things that are fun and good - viagra while drinking. significantly slimmer chance of not being able to get it up. also taking mushrooms/acid while quite drunk coz it straightens ya right up, or at least you feel like that, you're still intoxicated just don't feel it as such. stimulants do that too i guess but i've not had the personal experience

personal experience of taking clonazepam before drinking : jesus christ never ever do this

why don't you try xanax and whisky next time

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

echinopsis posted:

i hate all forms of alcohol snobbery and pretentiousness, one up-manship etc etc

things that are fun and good - viagra while drinking. significantly slimmer chance of not being able to get it up. also taking mushrooms/acid while quite drunk coz it straightens ya right up, or at least you feel like that, you're still intoxicated just don't feel it as such. stimulants do that too i guess but i've not had the personal experience

personal experience of taking clonazepam before drinking : jesus christ never ever do this

jesus echi

maybe just have a beer or two after work you crazy kiwi bastard

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

echinopsis posted:

i hate all forms of alcohol snobbery and pretentiousness, one up-manship etc etc

things that are fun and good - viagra while drinking. significantly slimmer chance of not being able to get it up. also taking mushrooms/acid while quite drunk coz it straightens ya right up, or at least you feel like that, you're still intoxicated just don't feel it as such. stimulants do that too i guess but i've not had the personal experience

personal experience of taking clonazepam before drinking : jesus christ never ever do this

watch out, we've got a badass over here.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Roosevelt posted:

jesus echi

maybe just have a beer or two after work you crazy kiwi bastard

hash tag yolo

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


i mixed my west coast ipa with paracetamol and man that was rough. good poo poo though. then i took some viagra and stuck my dick in a cdrom drive

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

VOTED PISS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tYvGfF1Gkg

Shaggar posted:

i mostly drink new amsterdam
Shaggar also votes piss.

Roosevelt posted:

what's the worst shot you've ever done?
Malort.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i drank one (1) beer tonight. it was a red stripe, because i like the little bottles.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i had dinner at my mums and she always has this steinlager pure which is a bit poo poo. clean but tasteless. i drank 5 of them. and now i'm at home taking a poo poo. i suspect soon after the kids are in bed my wife and i are gonna smoke a couple of bowls and then get down into some heavy oral sex. thanks alcohol you enable so many of the good things in life

still wish i had another beer in my hand. thanks to the way brains work etc, having a full beer in your hand is as efficacious as 2mgs of diazepam i suspect

Mr SuperAwesome
Apr 6, 2011

im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news

Roosevelt posted:

what's the worst shot you've ever done?


worst shots experience: the time when i was at some lovely bar and they had an offer for 7 shots for £10, and then my friends disappeared so i had to drink them all and i threw up in a corner (this was freshers week, hence the stupidity)

best shots experience: a tiny dive shots bar in amsterdam where they serve ridiculous shots and let you smoke inside, dance floor fits maybe 20 ppl, lots of fun nights there

Mr SuperAwesome
Apr 6, 2011

im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news
i did a shot of sunflower oil yesterday for a €20 bet, was better than exepcted

Mr SuperAwesome
Apr 6, 2011

im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news

echinopsis posted:

personal experience of taking clonazepam before drinking : jesus christ never ever do this

i took a benzo (recreationally) (cant remember which) after having like 2 beers and the high lasted for like 36 hours, was amusing but not ideal

slept for an entire day then the next day had to go to work and move tower computers around with dimished gross motor control

Mr SuperAwesome
Apr 6, 2011

im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news

maskenfreiheit posted:

pft everyone should drink club mate



put vodka in it maybe

what does this taste like? i see lots of people drinkingit here

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Mr SuperAwesome posted:

what does this taste like? i see lots of people drinkingit here
Like piss but less erotic.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mr SuperAwesome posted:

i took a benzo (recreationally) (cant remember which) after having like 2 beers and the high lasted for like 36 hours, was amusing but not ideal

slept for an entire day then the next day had to go to work and move tower computers around with dimished gross motor control

it just made me stupidly insanely intoxicated but holding it together better than being totally sloppy drunk, with no filter or sense of holding back, and a horrendous amnesia

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

bourbon is syrupy piss

good description of JD, which is not bourbon

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
My dad and grandpop had serious alcohol issues so tbh i've mostly kept away from the stuff, other than a celebratory draft ipa every now and then.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Roosevelt posted:

what's the worst shot you've ever done?

for my 30th birthday some dickhead bought me a tequila + rumpleminze

aftershock

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
worst shot i've had that i recall was sour puss something or other because it instantly gave me just the worst cottonmouth when i was already going hard in the paint

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big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Tankakern posted:

you should go to vinmonopolet and get an export grade aass instead, 5.4% is a lot better

i posted it because it has a funny name but yeah i don't like that you can only get 4.7% outisde of vinmonopolet. the variety in other shops is pretty good in general but some beer styles taste kinda weird that weak

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