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whats ur poison
beer (american piss)
beer (hipster craft poo poo)
beer (german wheat beer)
beer (blonde)
beer (brown (belgian)
white wine
red wine
whiskey
vodka
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my tears after a long day of programming
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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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VOTED PISS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tYvGfF1Gkg

Shaggar posted:

i mostly drink new amsterdam
Shaggar also votes piss.

Roosevelt posted:

what's the worst shot you've ever done?
Malort.

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Mr SuperAwesome posted:

what does this taste like? i see lots of people drinkingit here
Like piss but less erotic.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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So you and Shaggar drink the same thing?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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echinopsis posted:

i have a doz beers in my car waiting for the wns of the day/ my wife is running a sex roy party tonight and i have someone coming over and we will drink and then wife's party will end and socialise will continue
Sex Roy
Isn't it nice
Leading chicks named Doris
To a life of vice
We can play canasta
in my little playroom
With one Doris and my plaid jumper

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Kenny Logins posted:

bulleit is no bad for the price but it's inconsistent af from bottle to bottle
Because the bottle is pretty much all they actually make.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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echinopsis posted:

is there a cocktail where the bartender drops his cock and / or balls into the drink before he serves it. perhaps he dips his balls in some vermouth and then dips that in a martini glass of gin and and calls it "ginitals"
It's called a Weiner Bomb and it's traditionally used as a palate cleanser after you were foolish enough to drink its Jaegermeister counterpart.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Uisce.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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big scary monsters posted:

that's irish you illiterate philistine
I've always considered myself more of a graceless peasant, but ok.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Kenny Logins posted:

the only saving grace of is is the squared bottle base, which is good for breaking over another lowlife's face, should you ever find yourself in the position of having to drink it
Also you can get a better grip on it for extraction when you accidentally fall on it when drinking in the shower.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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OldAlias posted:

please do not gently caress glass bottles
1) The bottle was loving me and 2) it was an accident doctor I swear

2.a) I wanted Jack Daniels to know what he tasted like nothing sexual

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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echinopsis posted:

best is gabapentin though as far as fixing hangover but not loving you up at the same time
Well it does take the edge off a detox.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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meatpotato posted:

did somebody already post grain alcohol and rainwater ???
I don't think anyone here has bodily fluids in need of protecting

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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JewKiller 3000 posted:

from superficial inspection you might think reed's ginger beer is good but it's loving not good at all
Is that the one with the palm trees on it that way overdoes it on the ginger?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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That was the first ginger beer I ever had and it put me off the stuff for years.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Don't quote it, Jake. It's Stymietown.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Bulgakov posted:

like what? triple aisles of homeopath triple-bullshit is my assumption
among other things

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Endless Mike posted:

i'm not watching almost 2 minutes of mcafee to find out what that is
It's just a bunch of booze dumped in a jar.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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That can't be a good sign

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

roboshit posted:

how do you drink without becoming a huge gross fatass
Crack.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Which one of you guys left your drink at the NoHo Orange Line station yesterday?

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

graph posted:

eliot ness tonight
i dunno you seem untouchable all the time

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