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big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Tankakern posted:

you should go to vinmonopolet and get an export grade aass instead, 5.4% is a lot better

i posted it because it has a funny name but yeah i don't like that you can only get 4.7% outisde of vinmonopolet. the variety in other shops is pretty good in general but some beer styles taste kinda weird that weak

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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grolsch is ok for what it is i guess but i'd never order it at a bar in the netherlands because it is impossible for foreigners to pronounce

best to stick with something easy like palm or brand

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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dunno if id say it's good but it's drinkable, better than heineken or amstel (brouwerij 't ij is the superior amsterdam brewery)

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Cat Face Joe posted:

the last time we had one of these threads a lot of people revealed themselves to be titanic alcoholics, like 300+ drinks a week style

lol cool. how do you even find time to drink that much, that's nearly 2 drinks an hour every hour of the week

do you mean actually 300+ beers a week or like a standard drink equivalent in spirits?

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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think i'm going to celebrate not being an alcoholic... with a beer

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Salt Fish posted:

I'm not a heavy drinker because I took the time to look up the medical definition and then used a graduated beaker to ration my alcohol exactly below the threshold . That's how I know I don't have a problem.

i f*cking love science

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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being a proper alcoholic is sort of a super power I guess. going out with the lads on a reunion trying to relive those big nights when you were 18 except now you're all 35 and by ten pints in the rest of them can't hack it, all staggering, chucking up, and calling for taxis. then there's you, cool as anything, still stone sober, contemptuous of their weakness, asking if anyone has a couch you can crash on cos you've got nowhere else to go

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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fun fact: if you're drunk when you pass your driving test then you're allowed to drive up to that drunk afterwards too

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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been drinking with my latvian friends the traditional drink of their people: cointreau and coke

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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one of my mates back home is a big, bearded ogre of a man who loves drinking sweet and fruity cocktails, while his girlfriend is a no-nonsense lass from wales' dead industrial belt and consequently drinks no-nonsense ales to deaden the pain. every single time i go out with them their drinks are delivered the wrong way round and it's p lol

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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i'm drinking a nice hot chocolate

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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that's irish you illiterate philistine

scots gaelic is uisge

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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qhat posted:

It's a shame spoons serves such poo poo beer and food though. I only really ever went to get hosed up on cheap piss water before a night out.

spoons always has a bunch of guest beers on and normally at least a couple local ones, so if the beer is poo poo it's your own fault for living in london. the guy who owns spoons is a real prick though

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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i bought all the beer for a party with friends but i missed the last ferry so now the party is beerless and i am alone at the ferry port with a load of beer

:(

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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drinking the beer trip report: i wish i was at the party with my friends

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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thatchers is an OK cider, kinda shameful to be drinking it in the south west but it's OK all the same. i like the haze version fine, although it's a little sweet. thatchers gold is drier and good and refreshing on a sunny day. bottled, the katy single variety stuff and vintage are both deece, although i wouldn't drink more than a bottle or two in one session, gets a bit much

in short, if you're going for mass market cider you could certainly do worse. and it's from somerset, not herefordshire, so that's a plus

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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rattler, now. i'm sure it used to be orange and flat, cos I distinctly remember drinking it like that in a pub in saltash, but these days it's fizzy and fairly clear, which makes sense for a brand that's clearly trying to gain more commercial appeal. still gives you the good old cider confusion and headache though. in fact i don't think I'm ready to talk about rattler just yet

now if you want a decent session cider, i like happy daze. it's a wee bit sweet for my taste, but it's a proper cider with a proper fermented apple taste. you can easily drink three before you realise that it's not actually apple juice. try that with old rosie or, even more dangerous, old bristolian. hopefully your mates will fish you out of the canal, although if they've been drinking the same stuff i wouldn't count on it

big scary monsters fucked around with this message at 13:42 on Aug 8, 2017

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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id like to open the floor now to general discussion about ciders, what Americans call "hard cider". all are welcome, even outside the sacred cider counties of Cornwall, Devon, Somerset and Herefordshire. scandinavian "cider" and other similar sweet fruity children's drinks are allowable, but please don't come with garbage like strongbow or magners, you're only embarrassing yourself

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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mishaq posted:

there's one decent dry cider in sweden



thanks for the tip, i've tried a few scandinavian ciders and haven't been able to find a dry one even among those marked as dry. i don't mind a sweet cider but they're definitely not my first choice

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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i like retsina

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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munich is great and the biergarten are extremely good. the hofbrauhaus is a bit of a tourist trap but still well worth a visit for a morning weisswurst and stein or the singalongs in the evening. if you get bored of the usual beer i recommend switching to weissbier or trying a dunkel (can't guarantee they'll be hangover free though)

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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fair enough, i love a good weissbier and munich is the definitive home of good weissbier

glad you enjoyed it, it's a beautiful and really fun city in general, probably my favourite in germany. i'd love to move there for a year or two. shame the rent is so ridiculous

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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my experience drinking with a variety of eastern europeans is that they or may not have a prodigious alcohol tolerance, but they know their own abilities and when to slow down, eat some food, switch to water for a couple drinks or whatever

they go hard but it's a marathon, not a sprint

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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actually, it's good

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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bought belgian beers tonight, going to drink them later this week

the prices in vinmonopolet make me want to cry when i think of how much i used to pay for the same beers back in NL

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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though in defence of the norwegian booze ministry i will say that the selection on offer is fantastic, better than a lot of specialist beer shops in other countries. and wine prices aren't so bad

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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echinopsis posted:

i love it when you ask a fucker what the difference is between an ale and a lager and he says "one ferments on the bottom and one in the top" as if that has any bearing whatsoever on answering the question i want answered

lager isn't cool tho at the moment but i don't even get what makes one like what is the characteristic difference

also between an apa and ipa

it's a pretty broad question mate. best to just drink some beers and find out for yourself

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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current drink: rodenbach grand cru

it's a really good beer and seems to be one you can get pretty easily outside of dutch speaking countries (rodenbach is owned by palm who are a big belgian brewer/distributor). it's a sour, but it's not very sour. got a rich, fruity taste with a fair bit of sweetness, recommended if you want to try that style for the first time

up next is some oude geuze boon, iirc it's a bit more sour but still nothing too serious. also a fun name to say (OW-de ghghghghuhwze bohn)

big scary monsters fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Sep 6, 2017

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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can't wait to see american craft breweries pick up on sour beers and compete to see who can create the drink that gives you the most mouth ulcers and strongest chemical burns

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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enjoy responsibly drinking your two-three weekly beers this saturday night, alchohol friends of yospos ;)

me, i've had mine and now it's time for bed to get up bright and early tomorrow morning

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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living in norway has ruined my alcohol tolerance, went for a few drinks yesterday and was fairly merry on what id have considered a reasonable working lunch back in the uk

to quote stymie, high alcohol prices are the scourge of a nation

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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was drinking the einstök double bock last night and it's not bad, but a little thin for the style i think. i like their beers in general though

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Lyon posted:

21st amendment is bad and if you disagree you're bad and wrong.

if you're in sf go to a good brewery instead like cellarmaker or cross the bridge to fieldwork or rare barrel.

i don't know about 21st amendment sorry, just the icelandic one

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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OldAlias posted:

candy flavoured stouts bad. imperial and other high abv stouts good

a good milk stout or chocolate stout is good

americans ruin everything though so looking forward to an influx of lovely coors owned "microbrew" ultrasweet stouts hitting the uk in a year or two

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Notorious b.s.d. posted:

three of the five worst beers I've ever had were English microbreweries attempting to make American-style IPAs and lagers

i can believe it, the uk isn't immune to bad beer and we have a lot of beers in general so you're definitely going to hit the occasional stinker

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Lyon posted:

it feels like breweries and beer nerds are heading towards craft lagers as the next trend. it went ipa, stout, and we are currently in the age of the sour, but i think you'll see a big return of lagers (lagers, kolsches, pilsners, marzens, etc).

the local brewery here does a dark lager (mack håkon) and it's become my go to cos it's available everywhere and is basically the best thing they do outside of the seasonal winter beers

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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forgot to buy beer now i've got no beer

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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gløgg/glögg, glühwein and mulled wine are all pretty similar imo, regional variation seems to be mainly slight differences in which spices you use. also i've seen the heathen nordics use white wine, which is pretty unusual away from the france-bordering parts of germany

the versions with added spirits are good too (a proper feuerzangenbowle is awesome), as is mulled cider

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big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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ǿ and ӫ are the best i can find in unicode. the senseless swedish-norwegian language wars continue

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