yospos drinking thread: post ur poison

whats ur poison
	beer (american piss)
	beer (hipster craft poo poo)
	beer (german wheat beer)
	beer (blonde)
	beer (brown (belgian)
	white wine
	red wine
	whiskey
	vodka
	other liquor
	my tears after a long day of programming
	piss
	water
	gas

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

echinopsis posted:

i hate all forms of alcohol snobbery and pretentiousness, one up-manship etc etc

things that are fun and good - viagra while drinking. significantly slimmer chance of not being able to get it up. also taking mushrooms/acid while quite drunk coz it straightens ya right up, or at least you feel like that, you're still intoxicated just don't feel it as such. stimulants do that too i guess but i've not had the personal experience

personal experience of taking clonazepam before drinking : jesus christ never ever do this

watch out, we've got a badass over here.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 07:50

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 15:55

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

echinopsis posted:

yeah my sleep has been poo poo lately

i totally gave up drinking after a disasterous night for about two months and only recently started again

the 9 standard drinks a night situation is something i've done and am capable of but sont want to go back to. it's just the prospect of being sober in the evening is so life drainingly depressing

I thought you were having fun getting sucked off by grannies.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 01:29

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

maskenfreiheit posted:

why does everyone seem opposed to simply serving real drinks

i want to walk into a bar and have a menu that's like "old fashioned, martini, manhattan", and a whiskey list. maybe throw in some decent craft beers

would that really be so hard?

And you have to wear a fedora.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 10:14

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

JewKiller 3000 posted:

i can abide your preference but not your claim that they taste the same. nothing tastes like jack except jack, this is due to the lincoln county process using maple charcoal which gives it that characteristic sweetness. i can identify a jack and coke or a jack rocks purely by scent, and lol smdh if you can't

can someone quote this post telling this clown to shut the gently caress up, I think I'm on ignore. cheers.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 07:00

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

JewKiller 3000 posted:

i like my job a lot actually, i find it quite fulfilling, and what i don't get there i can easily afford to get from recreation with all the cash dollar bills i make!

i'm not hateful, i just think you're a human being. and a bad poster.

stop crying, bitch.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 09:03

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

echinopsis posted:

lmao so I just drowned like ten standard drinks in less than two hours.. and I stood and stared in the mirror and thought "poo poo mate you're hot as hell" and also "jesus mate you just drank all this beer and you appear sober as" and then I had a wee personal session and came to the conmclusion that im drunk as gently caress. lol. now im writing this. ahahahahaahahaha

gently caress up, tard.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 21:31

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

echinopsis posted:

once again drinking makes things better

going away for a night away tomorrow night - will drink then and have fun and sex and
hopefully not a fight. but just so everyone knows my dedication to the thread - my focus will be on drinking

shut the gently caress up!

# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 15:26

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

open marriage not doing so hot? that's a surprise.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2017 01:00

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

echinopsis posted:

yeah all those other billions of marriage breakdowns that somehow occur despite not being open.. but in this case it must be the exact reason why

lame rear end mother fucker

I feel sorry for you.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2017 02:49

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Agile Vector posted:

this is on my bucket list, the list of things that might make me kick the bucket

theres a decent local distillery that make a good bourbon for sipping, and i have a few local breweries i visit or the seasonal shifts

i keep some canadian whiskey my grandad likes (rip) around in his decanter in memoram and for sipping, not bad on the rocks and if he is any indication it brings long life and happiness

suck your dead granddad's dick.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 10:42

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

echinopsis posted:

what i mean is do you call it a doz or a half doz

no one says "half doz" in nz either you dumb wanker.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 23:24

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

echinopsis posted:

i drank too much this weekend. not too much that it got in the way of anything, just perhaps a judgemental call on a state of my health. on the other hand yolo and a short life isn't inherent bad right

you are literally suicidal and alcoholic. seek help for the sake of your family.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 08:26

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

drat...this thread is sad as gently caress

# ¿ Jun 9, 2020 10:35

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

echinopsis posted:

please wise one tell us how you're so happy. is it the trawling of yospos that brings you the best joy

actually doing that is causing me trouble because I do it instead of working sometimes

# ¿ Jun 9, 2020 10:54

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

dont drink soda, dude.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2020 09:59

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

this is real advice. soda is so bad for you

# ¿ Jun 26, 2020 10:11

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Beer.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2020 03:13

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 15:55

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Chris Knight posted:

https://twitter.com/0xbanana/status/1286408473446682625

yospos bitch!!!

# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 01:46