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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > The many, many reasons I'm not allowed back in the Irondale, AL Shoney's
 
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SHVPS4DETH

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually




 every thursday i would request a table for 10 and insist that the rest of my party would arrive shortly, and also to be addressed as "yr luminosity" for the duration of my visit, during which i would fill a plate which i would then set at each of the 10 seats before loudly announcing i had diarrhea and running out the front door

i would return after exactly seven (7) minutes verbally dismayed that they were bussing my table in spite of my "being a paying customer" (my words)


thanks to vanisher for the dope av

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