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I love how they call them "tv dinners" when everyone knows you gotta run them through the dishwasher first!
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Deleted text from Better Crocker's original recipe book: Use Q-tips to clean your ears of corn after you shuck them The word "shuck" was considered too dirty for the time. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 19, 2017 16:31
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We find ourselves in a surgically clean operating room, a staff of nurses surround the doctor- all are fully dressed in sterile scrubs. The doctor is sweating profusely, a nurse pats his face with a clean, dry cloth "Ok, I'm ready" the doctor says. A 2-foot wide round silver tray with a dome shaped cover is revealed when a sterile green sheet is removed. When the domed lid is taken off, a freshly prepared grilled cheese sandwich is there for all to see. "Lunch time! The doctor announced in a voice muffled by his mask. Everyone else plunked down their germ free lunch containers onto the operating table, fresh out of the autoclave https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 21, 2017 18:44
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bacalou posted:If you think about it all of the food from Hook the motion picture was germ free bc it was imaginary Lost Boy: You're doing it, Peter! Peter Pan: Using my imagination to eat pretend food? Lost Boy: no, living the clean eating life! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 21, 2017 22:39
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:yeah I like potatoes. Yeah but check this out... hydroponic potatoes think about it https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 22, 2017 12:05
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Oh, like YOU never used a floor buffer on your apples before you eat them
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Jul 22, 2017 16:19
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There's no irony at all in using lemon scented Pledge on my lemons and polishing them up so I can see myself in them before I make lemonade Mouthwash+Pop Rocks=fun oral hygiene https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Alright, so listen to THIS- Hydroponic hypoallergenic french fries cooked in e l b o w g r e a s e https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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