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Splatmaster posted:

hypoallergenic potatoes

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Splatmaster posted:

There's no irony at all in using lemon scented Pledge on my lemons and polishing them up so I can see myself in them before I make lemonade

Mouthwash+Pop Rocks=fun oral hygiene

people actually bought/buy breath strips. people like dumb things. I bet there is a market for Scope/Listerine pop rocks.

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I need froot flavored detergent for my froot by the foot

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sorry my froot loops

froot by the foot exists only in my fevered imagination

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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

Might have to settle for foot powder, sorry friend

is it ok to add a little r powder?

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I find its best to sterilize with a shot of everclear before and after each bite

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