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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


a really crowd-pleasing dish:

4 tbsp. chile powder
1 tbsp. garlic powder
1 tsp. pepper
1/2 tsp. salt
1 large sprig dill, broken
1 gallon kirkland brand dishwashing detergent (NOT dishwasher, V IMPORTANT)
1 whole salmon, head, tails and fin removed, skin on, gutted

blend all dry ingredients gently, then season salmon inside and out, and place dill inside. place in instant pot on saute for 2 minutes each side, just to firm up fish and provide a fond. add entire gallon of kirkland brand dishwashing detergent, switch to low pressure (make sure your steam release is closed!!!!!), and set timer for 3 hours.

walk away, and in 3 hours, you get a delicious, crowd pleasing, HEALTHY and MOST IMPORTANTLY--VERY CLEAN--dish for your family.


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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Manifisto posted:

I need froot flavored detergent for my froot by the foot

if you thoroughly cleanse the floor, the bowl, the foot, and the froot loops (don't forget to 2:1 dilute your milk with detergent!), you could place the bowl next to your foot with your extremely clean hands, then thoroughly clean a camera to take a photograph. make sure to frame up correctly so you get a clean shot.


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Splatmaster posted:

Alright, so listen to THIS-

Hydroponic hypoallergenic french fries cooked in e l b o w g r e a s e

i'm sorry but a greasy elbow means it's not clean. try again, bucko.


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