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Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD
Let us draft conference USA players so we can get crazy numbers off bad teams

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kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
JUCO-only

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
imd rafting tombrady and nobobdy can faucking STOP ME dude

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
Looks like this year, all of the top 20 in the standings are entered into the Glen. Here's the top 20:

pre:
1	Martin Truex Jr.
2	Kyle Larson
3	Kevin Harvick
4	Kyle Busch
5	Brad Keselowski
6	Denny Hamlin
7	Chase Elliott
8	Jamie McMurray
9	Matt Kenseth
10	Clint Bowyer
11	Jimmie Johnson
12	Ryan Blaney
13	Joey Logano
14	Kurt Busch
15	Ryan Newman
16	Ricky Stenhouse Jr.
17	Daniel Suarez
18	Erik Jones
19	Kasey Kahne
20	Trevor Bayne

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
And here's everyone and your NASCAR drivers to determine seeds in our draft:

pre:
1	Metapod	Martin Truex Jr.
2	Spintzel	Kyle Larson
3	Webbeh	Kevin Harvick
4	Komet	Kyle Busch
5	vyst	Brad Keselowski
5	Scionix	Denny Hamlin
7	kayakyakr	Chase Elliott
8	Joey Freshwater	Jamie McMurray
9	Quandary	Matt Kenseth
10	Fork of Unknown Origins	Clint Bowyer
10	HOTLANTA MAN	Jimmie Johnson
12	TheFlyingLlama	Ryan Blaney
13	LeeMajors	Joey Logano
14	Jabro	Kurt Busch
15	Will Styles	Ryan Newman
16	The Piper	Ricky Stenhouse Jr.
17	NinjaBob	Daniel Suarez
18	Taxes	Erik Jones
19	JesusTheDarkLord	Kasey Kahne
20	Yoshi Fan 823	Trevor Bayne

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Scionix should get Danica Patrick

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

vyst posted:

Scionix should get Danica Patrick

i have no problems witha powerful + fast woman and your PROJECTion of this supposed FEAR of mine speaks volumes about YOU

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



Webbeh posted:

12 TheFlyingLlama Ryan Blaney

oh jesus my racer is younger than I am. this is some crazy poo poo

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
I'm pretty sure I'll finish in the Top 40.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
I am hype for some NASCAR!

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
A little over halfway through and everyone is still in it.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
i'm incredibly salty that truex jr choked

e: lol this was premature god bless the reverse jinx

Metapod fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Aug 6, 2017

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
my dude came in 11th i want a refund

Quandary
Jan 29, 2008
My guy got second :stare:

Very excited to draft Baker mayfield

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Brad Kes is such trash. Fucker needs to go drive a taxi or something

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
ive been informed i was fourth not eleventh. i apologize to denny hamlin, who is cool, andfast

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
And the unofficial draft order:

pre:
1	Metapod	Martin Truex Jr.
2	Quandary	Matt Kenseth
3	NinjaBob	Daniel Suarez
4	Scionix	Denny Hamlin
5	Fork of Unknown Origins	Clint Bowyer
6	Jabro	Kurt Busch
7	Komet	Kyle Busch
8	TheFlyingLlama	Ryan Blaney
9	Taxes	Erik Jones
10	kayakyakr	Chase Elliott
11	Joey Freshwater	Jamie McMurray
12	vyst	Brad Keselowski
13	JesusTheDarkLord	Kasey Kahne
14	Webbeh	Kevin Harvick
15	The Piper	Ricky Stenhouse Jr.
16	Spintzel	Kyle Larson
17	LeeMajors	Joey Logano
18	Will Styles	Ryan Newman
19	HOTLANTA MAN	Jimmie Johnson
20	Yoshi Fan 823	Trevor Bayne
Of note: Danica Patrick Would have been good for 16th.

And I believe this will be the 3rd year in a row that I'll be drafting directly after Taxes.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Garbage slot like every year. Sunrise, sunset.

gently caress you, NASCAR.

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD
Lol from 2 to 16. Thank you NASCAR driver I won't ever remember

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true

Spintzel posted:

Lol from 2 to 16. Thank you NASCAR driver I won't ever remember

Yeah, your driver made it really easy to sort them: just had to pop the next finisher in place in front of your guy and move on down the list.

e: also #1 and #20 both didn't move.

Will Styles
Jan 19, 2005
Think this is my worst nascar outing yet. Thanks Ryan Newman

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



we ever figure out the draft time, or is that next on the agenda?

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true

Will Styles posted:

Think this is my worst nascar outing yet. Thanks Ryan Newman

I mean, I finished #1 reg season last year picking 17. You can do it from 18. I love picking at the turn.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

kayakyakr posted:

Yeah, your driver made it really easy to sort them: just had to pop the next finisher in place in front of your guy and move on down the list.

e: also #1 and #20 both didn't move.

gee, thanks dad

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
I think I've picked in the bottom five every single year

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
Well at least I get to pick around the snake this year.

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD
Kayak if you can go ahead and tell me what future heisman winner to draft late that puts up video game numbers, that would be very much appreciated

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
For my first pick I would like Lamar Jackson. Thank you.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
I'm proposing the draft for Sunday, August 20th at 8pm EST.

COME ONE COME ALL,

https://www.fantrax.com/fantasy/league/gs09guwuj62gymps/home

You all should be imported in - I'm setting up draft orders and etc. shortly.

We'll need to decide a good photo for our league and loving DIVISION NAMES.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true

Webbeh posted:

I'm proposing the draft for Sunday, August 20th at 8pm EST.

COME ONE COME ALL,

https://www.fantrax.com/fantasy/league/gs09guwuj62gymps/home

You all should be imported in - I'm setting up draft orders and etc. shortly.

We'll need to decide a good photo for our league and loving DIVISION NAMES.

Aside from GoT issues, that day/time should work for me.


e: How much shark rear end are our division names allowed?

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

kayakyakr posted:

Aside from GoT issues, that day/time should work for me.

GoT is 9, right?

well then lets set it to 7pm then

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
btdubs the only additional change I made is to the schedule:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3783972&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=11#post465763288

per this discussion last year, weeks 11-13 are playoffs. plan your dicks accordingly.

Quandary
Jan 29, 2008
If I'm not in the loving some shark division then I quit

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

Quandary posted:

If I'm not in the loving some shark division then I quit

put up (a name) or shut up then

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD
Honestly I'd be okay with the Mac humping shark photo being the league photo

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
Taxes and I in the same division then?

:getin:

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

kayakyakr posted:

Taxes and I in the same division then?

:getin:

oh yes, and the league was in desperate need for a randomization of divisions, so divisions have been MIXD UP.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
Can Division 3 be "Stairmaster to Heaven"

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

kayakyakr posted:

Can Division 3 be "Stairmaster to Heaven"

done

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Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
could i get a "ole miss compliance department" division name please and thank ou

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