WWE Presents Battleground: What if they held a PPV and nobody showed up?

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Best Match Tonight? This poll is closed.
Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison	9	10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match	3	3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match	11	12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match	22	25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin	5	5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match	1	1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis	0	0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English	3	3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay!	31	36.47%
Total:	85 votes

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dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

HANDSOME RUSEV!!! :swoon:

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:07

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# ? May 5, 2024 14:24

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

whats a flag natch do you gotta pin the guy then say the pledge of allegiance to the respective country before he gets up

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:08

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

MotU posted:

whats a flag natch do you gotta pin the guy then say the pledge of allegiance to the respective country before he gets up

in an insane twist, the titantron shows Rusev's old video with Vladamir Putin and then he sings this anthem instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHomETco0MI

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:10

21 Hoot Salute: Feb 8, 2005; Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight

wwe battleground 2017

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:11

Jenny Angel: Oct 24, 2010; Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!; Lipstick Apathy

Cabbit posted:

Sam Roberts has probably done something, considering the company he keeps.

MotU posted:

not while you were awake, he didnt

Jeez, what's the background here

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:11

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

dromal phrenia posted:

in an insane twist, the titantron shows Rusev's old video with Vladamir Putin and then he sings this anthem instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHomETco0MI

thatd be good

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:12

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

I hate the concept of this match. So. Much.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:12

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

john cena loves america

john cena is in love with america

john cena is hard for america

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:12

Gone Fission: Apr 7, 2007; We're here to make coffee metal. We're here to make everything metal.

wrassling

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:12

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

i didn't comment earlier about how sam roberts face and voice annoy the poo poo out of me, as i've done so many times before

so here you go: get the gently caress off my screen you ugly clown

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:13

GreatestLurker: Sep 12, 2011

Who will win the match tonight - 'Randy' Randall Keith Orton or ELEVATED ENZYMES OF THE LIVER (playa)

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:13

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

My view's pretty good look for me on TV ok!

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:13

TwoDogs1Cup: May 28, 2008; DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

Remember when smackdown was the good show

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:14

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

CapnAndy posted:

My view's pretty good look for me on TV ok!

what sign you got? YOU BETTER GOT A SIGN

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:14

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Remember when smackdown was the good show

i remember a good collage

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:14

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

also im listening to the USSR theme instead of these promo videos. this song is very long!

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:17

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

Wow, only one that voted for the 5-way as a joke.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:17

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

go becky btw

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:17

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

shiksa posted:

go becky btw

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:18

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dromal phrenia posted:

in an insane twist, the titantron shows Rusev's old video with Vladamir Putin and then he sings this anthem instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHomETco0MI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB4jFuTuNWg&t=16s

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:18

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

philly already loving with the preshow lmao

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:19

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

carmella please beat the poo poo out of sam roberts

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:19

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

I really want to see the three good matches on the card, but I can't bring myself to pay for the other poo poo.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:19

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

carmellas decent

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:20

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Carmella always looking for that heat even on the kickoff show.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:21

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

MotU posted:

carmellas decent

shes getting better

i throw my support behind anyone showing improvement, rather than people who are good but getting stale or worse

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:21

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

dromal phrenia posted:

what sign you got? YOU BETTER GOT A SIGN

I got no sign, I was not aware my on-camera odds were 100%

Pretend I have one that says I PAID TO SING NAKAMURA'S THEME okay

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:21

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

CapnAndy posted:

I got no sign, I was not aware my on-camera odds were 100%

Pretend I have one that says I PAID TO SING NAKAMURA'S THEME okay

pathetic

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:22

GreatestLurker: Sep 12, 2011

"cash it in" lmao

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:22

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

CapnAndy posted:

I got no sign, I was not aware my on-camera odds were 100%

Pretend I have one that says I PAID TO SING NAKAMURA'S THEME okay

make a sign that says "TALKING SMACK OR I CANCEL MY SUB"

write it on your chest and take your shirt off if necessary

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:22

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

if ruru wins he should have a parade in his honor like this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hITzVSw6t18

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:23

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

i may watch this so get ready to say a lot of funny things to make the show good, my folks

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:25

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

how big is the box aj is standing on

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:26

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

It would be good if Corbin cashed in on Mahal though

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:26

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

like 100 pounds thats the difference kev

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:27

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

kevin owens sucks

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:27

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Bill Goldberg posted:

kevin owens sucks

now thats where youre wrong friend

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:28

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

kevin owens has a cuter wife so i mean that means hes more manly by The Rules doesnt it

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:28

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

shiksa posted:

now thats where youre wrong friend

he's loving boring and he does nothing like 99% of the roster

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:29

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# ? May 5, 2024 14:24

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

MotU posted:

kevin owens has a cuter wife so i mean that means hes more manly by The Rules doesnt it

men are not defined by women, you S E X I S T

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:29

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