WWE Presents Battleground: What if they held a PPV and nobody showed up?

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Best Match Tonight? This poll is closed.
Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison	9	10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match	3	3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match	11	12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match	22	25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin	5	5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match	1	1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis	0	0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English	3	3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay!	31	36.47%
Total:	85 votes

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bartok: May 10, 2006

This PPV is dedicated to the memory of Snooty who was the world's oldest known manatee in captivity.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:31

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# ? May 5, 2024 21:35

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

I'm worried about Luke Harper... he hasn't tweeted yet today.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:31

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

a new study bible! posted:

I'm worried about Luke Harper... he hasn't tweeted yet today.

you know what that means

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:32

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

bartok posted:

This PPV is dedicated to the memory of Snooty who was the world's oldest known manatee in captivity.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:32

bartok: May 10, 2006

DeepDickPizza posted:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

if it's any consolation he died a day after his 69th birthday

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:33

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

the urss totally won WW II

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:33

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

I hope Luke Harper debuts a new faction today, of him and the Briscoes, called "Dem Dirty Boyz"

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:33

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

i hope mike wears the jumpsuit in the ring

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:33

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Remember when smackdown was the good show

Yes

bartok posted:

if it's any consolation he died a day after his 69th birthday

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:34

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

dromal phrenia posted:

men are not defined by women, you S E X I S T

im defined by women but most of them define me as WOW A HUGE JERK

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:34

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Maybe Luke Harper and Eric Rowan smashed up the Fashion Police's office?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:35

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

dromal phrenia posted:

I hope Luke Harper debuts a new faction today, of him and the Briscoes, called "Dem Dirty Boyz"

He will join forces with the Fashion Police as the Sheriff of Style.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:35

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

bartok posted:

if it's any consolation he died a day after his 69th birthday

Nice. Congrats, Snooty.

Also, this Kanellis gimmick is loving trash and I hope they kill it soon.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:35

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

these two talking about the power of love, this thread talking about the good sex number (69), this is the life

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:36

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

who is against pda

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:36

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

"love is grand, but divorce is 100 grand"

i dont care if im the only one, king can still make me do the laugh-groan

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:37

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

They should open the show with a 10-bell salute in honor of :daryl:

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:37

GreatestLurker: Sep 12, 2011

Was that CM Punk dubbing Mike Bennet just then?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:38

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

in all likelihood one Of the famous wrestlers loves something that you find very strange and humorous

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:38

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

two men will be trapped in the poonani prism for all eternity

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:38

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

This is the most prelim-rear end gimmick ever

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:39

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

MotU posted:

who is against pda

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:39

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

dromal phrenia posted:

"love is grand, but divorce is 100 grand"

i dont care if im the only one, king can still make me do the laugh-groan

i legit love king hes one of 2 wrestling related memorabilia i actually display

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:39

TheHoosier: Dec 30, 2004; The fuck, Graham?!

aiden's pretty good at this

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:39

TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Why are they actually letting him sing tho?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:39

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

why is aiden english a heel, he just wants to entertain the people

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:39

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

WW YEE

THE CHAINS ARE OFF

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:40

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Good crowd

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:40

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

I kinda want Braun to call this trash and destroy Aiden, despite being on Raw.

Some things should transcend brand.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:40

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

why the hell is aiden pissed, tye is the first person to actually let him finish singing

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:40

21 Hoot Salute: Feb 8, 2005; Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight

THE JACKET

THE JACKET IS BACK

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:40

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Holy crap he finished his intro :aaaaa:

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:40

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

MotU posted:

i legit love king hes one of 2 wrestling related memorabilia i actually display

the imp zone wrestling thread recognizes how over-the-top hilarious Attitude-Era King is, and I love them for it.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:40

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

21 Hoot Salute posted:

THE JACKET

THE JACKET IS BACK

JACKET OFF, JACKET OFF

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:40

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

good ol adrian english

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:41

bartok: May 10, 2006

How many times has Tye beat Aiden?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:41

TheHoosier: Dec 30, 2004; The fuck, Graham?!

crowd already with that "sigh, another waste" malaise. sucks, Tye is awesome

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:41

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

Aiden English vs. Tyle Dillinger in a Hopeless Bleak Despair match

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:42

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

TheHoosier posted:

aiden's pretty good at this

iirc he was legitimately on broadway

im not sure how you turn 'broadway singer' into a not-trash-tier gimmick but maybe someday he'll figure it out

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:42

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DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

Why are they actually letting him sing tho?

Because he has a good voice and it adds to his gimmick.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:43

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