WWE Presents Battleground: What if they held a PPV and nobody showed up?

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Best Match Tonight? This poll is closed.
Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison	9	10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match	3	3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match	11	12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match	22	25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin	5	5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match	1	1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis	0	0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English	3	3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay!	31	36.47%
Total:	85 votes

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Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Jenny Angel posted:

I love that Khali is so out of shape that the only monstrous feats of strength he was capable of were wobbling some bars and holding Randy by the neck

Like TBH I was expecting him just to walk down if that, the fact that he climbed halfway was impressive

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:11

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# ? May 5, 2024 14:23

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Cavauro posted:

i believed and told my friend s. foochs that jinder would finally lose that drat championship title. im sorry. iM SOry

I forgive you, you are a friendo.

However I will never forgive The Great Khali.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:11

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Hopefully Corbin cashes in on Tuesday

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:11

Big Queefy: Jan 27, 2013

Shima Honnou posted:

For enduring this PPV we should all get badges.

i'll take mine with a lot of lube...

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:12

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

so who is on talking smack

please say khali

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:12

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

loving Lawler :barf:

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:12

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Midnightghoul posted:

Can't wait for Tiger Ali Singh to help Jinder retain at Summerslam

gently caress it, get Abdullah the Butcher.

At least he and Jinder have the same nationality.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:12

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Jesus Whistlehands Christ THEY BROUGHT BACK KHALI TO TRY TO GET JINDER OVER. THAT'S WHAT IT'S COME TO.

yeah and it fuckin ruled

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:12

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

dromal phrenia posted:

so who is on talking smack

please say khali

dang we never got to see bryan and khali riff unscripted

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:13

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

hahahah lawler is like 'actually that sucked'

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:13

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

where the gently caress is bryan

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:13

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Cancelling Talking Smack weekly and then Owens and Renee just doing exactly the stuff Vince cancelled it over is pretty good though.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:13

Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

I hope India appreciates this.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:13

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

"shocking"

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:13

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

oh god kevin owens taking credit for talking smack being cancelled? and just generally being an rear end in a top hat to renee.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:14

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Jinder will hold the belt until Bryan is cleared to wrestle and Jinder will kick out of The Knee That Beat John Cena (but not Jinder Mahal) and hit him with the Khallas and win 123 and retire as WWE India #1 champion Mumbai

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:14

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

That was certainly a thing

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:14

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

where the gently caress is bryan

he was fun and the crowd loved him, so vince fired him

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:14

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

hahahahaahahah that ref bump is still so good

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:14

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Shima Honnou posted:

This is very important, does she avoid sunlight?

alcoholism is involved i think?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:15

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

why is lawler wearing a wwe shirt

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:15

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

I hope Khali sings again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfnQSLTAJns

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:15

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

So hey, why the gently caress was AJ US champion for 16 days.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:15

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

VJeff posted:

So hey, why the gently caress was AJ US champion for 16 days.

Footage for his DVD.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:16

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Lawler explaining the blown spot

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:16

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

http://njpwworld.com/#googtrans(en)

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:16

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MotU posted:

shes more liekly to get the infection since she took a big bite of gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage

thats not very nice

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:16

sonicice: Oct 21, 2000; Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.

I only saw the Cena match but I just wanted to say that ibreally hate those loving dorks that insist on being camera side for every ppv. Smiley face shirt guy, androgynous weird al and his mom, the guy with the suit, all of them. Stop ruining my 9.99 with your ugly faces. Thank you

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:16

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

dromal phrenia posted:

hahahahaahahah that ref bump is still so good

that was loving beautiful

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:16

Evil Badman: Aug 19, 2006; Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

I'm the Elite.

Wink wink

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:16

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

DoctorGonzo posted:

alcoholism is involved i think?

speaking as an alcoholic, you now have to keep at least a .15 BAC at all times or your body is going to shut down

dont let us bite you

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:17

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Owens v. Young

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:17

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

KO is being really good right now

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:17

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Chris James 2 posted:

http://njpwworld.com/#googtrans(en)

(Slowly reaches for it and bookmarks it for later)

Seriously WWE you are really screwing yourself over

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:17

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

at least Bryan and Vinny yelling about this in a hour or so should be fun

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:18

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

I now have WWE network AND NJPW world

edit: not just now. earlier. i posted about it on the first page!

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:18

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

so is Khali gonna be on this?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:18

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

i wish KO came out w/ a Burger King crown

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:19

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Chris James 2 posted:

http://njpwworld.com/#googtrans(en)

no flag match? no thank you

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:19

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CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

DeepDickPizza posted:

so is Khali gonna be on this?

he's going to host

# ? Jul 24, 2017 04:19

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