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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Braun Strowman is my second favorite person in WWE next to Dean and is close to eclipsing him. Let that sink in.

:hfive: BRAUN BOYS

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Awesome goddamn opening :)

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY CHRIST THAT BUMP :stonk:

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Codependent Poster posted:

Braun should be a face.

Braun is a face

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Codependent Poster posted:

Braun should be a face.

He's not? :confused:

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Codependent Poster posted:

Braun should be a face.

He's a face but he should be a better face. Joe should be heeling as hard as he can (and if this is as hard as he can, gently caress him). And who cares about anybody else.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
It kind of sucks that The Revival are in the chump squad with Goldust, Rhyno, Bo Dallas etc already

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

DEAN VS MIZ AGAIN

HAVEN'T SEEN THAT BEFORE

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Professor Funk posted:

Braun is a face

"Brock Lesnar will face... SAMOA JOE"
*crowd doesnt react*
"AND Roman Reigns"
*smattering of cheers and boos*
"AND BRAUN STROWMAN*
*gigantic loving pop*

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
That was awesome except Roman is such a giant douchebag I wish they just made him a heel because he basically IS one except commentary and video packages suck his dick all the time.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Codependent Poster posted:

DEAN VS MIZ AGAIN

HAVEN'T SEEN THAT BEFORE

It's the new Kofi vs. Ziggler

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

lol big cass and enzo in the sonic premium pretzel dog match

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

that was a good show. see you next week my friend

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I described this possible match as The Most Kaiju-tastic Title Match Ever and I stand by that. That match is going to RULE.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
they are going to send finn balor to 205 lmao

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
Braun is like the awesomest face right now!

and LOL everyone's taller than Kurt Angle

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

VJeff posted:

That was awesome except Roman is such a giant douchebag I wish they just made him a heel because he basically IS one except commentary and video packages suck his dick all the time.

Problem is Roman is supposed to be The Big Dog but his personality is 100% The Big Cat

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Bill Goldberg posted:

they are going to send finn balor to 205 lmao

good

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I described this possible match as The Most Kaiju-tastic Title Match Ever and I stand by that. That match is going to RULE.

Brock Lesnar is that one Kaiju from Pacific Rim with the wings and Braun is about to grab a boat and beat the poo poo out of him. :black101:

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


They should throw Goldberg into in the Summerslam match too

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
ideally this next match would give Balor a clean win over Samson followed by stupid Bray Wyatt hijinks but I imagine he'll cost Balor the victory somehow

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I described this possible match as The Most Kaiju-tastic Title Match Ever and I stand by that. That match is going to RULE.

Commentary will ask "Can Brock Lesnar F5 Braun Strowman?!"
The answer is yes. But that isn't the right question.

The question is: "Will it matter?" :unsmigghh:

bartok
May 10, 2006



Bill Goldberg posted:

they are going to send finn balor to 205 lmao

a fate worse than death

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Professor Funk posted:

ideally this next match would give Balor a clean win over Samson followed by stupid Bray Wyatt hijinks but I imagine he'll cost Balor the victory somehow

yyyup

Good opener, good main for Summerslam, Roman Reigns' staunch refusal to ever look like he gives a poo poo irritates the piss out of me.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



dromal phrenia posted:

Commentary will ask "Can Brock Lesnar F5 Braun Strowman?!"
The answer is yes. But that isn't the right question.

The question is: "Will it matter?" :unsmigghh:

the f5 won't be enough

brock will have spin braun above his head like a pizza

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

dromal phrenia posted:

Commentary will ask "Can Brock Lesnar F5 Braun Strowman?!"
The answer is yes. But that isn't the right question.

The question is: "Will it matter?" :unsmigghh:

One!

Two!

Thr-"I'M NOT DONE YET!"

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


CarlCX posted:

yyyup

Good opener, good main for Summerslam, Roman Reigns' staunch refusal to ever look like he gives a poo poo irritates the piss out of me.

Sounds like he might be a sociopath

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

CarlCX posted:

yyyup

Good opener, good main for Summerslam, Roman Reigns' staunch refusal to ever look like he gives a poo poo irritates the piss out of me.

Roman and Tamina are both part of the gigantic samoan wrestling family, right? Maybe it's genetic

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

*steps up to mic; booed immediately* hello i'm elias sampson **boos get louder** who wants to walk with elias

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
it's pretty impressive to me that people still chant as loudly as they do for Finn after he's done approximately nothing the past 4 months

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Abroham Lincoln posted:

the f5 won't be enough

brock will have spin braun above his head like a pizza

I'm now imagining Braun roaring "WEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand

a new study bible! posted:

They should throw Goldberg into in the Summerslam match too

Abso-fuckin lutely! and where's Kane BTW?

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Yup, gently caress this guy.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Elias Samson is trash and should have never made it out of NXT.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

One!

Two!

Thr-"I'M NOT DONE YET!"

his kick-out of the F5 will be his unbelievable kip-up

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

I like this new guitar better

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Elias Sampson is more interesting, and get this, cooler, than the nerd Finn Balor

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I love that Corey will forever hate the Drifter.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
they should really hold off on sending balor out until the drifter is done with his song, it's very awkward and it keeps happening

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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

Elias Samson is trash and should have never made it out of NXT.

elias samson is pretty good actually and will be a solid midcard heel for years to come

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