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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

God I hope Samoa Joe somehow ends up as Champion.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Time for Kurt Angle, the loving father who loves his son very much :)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Give Samoa Joe the title. Not a match, just give him the title then bow backwards up the ramp in superstitious fear.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Friends I am getting my first ever cavity filled tomorrow morning and it is very anxiety provoking. I hope Raw is a good distraction. :)

That sucks but at least you're getting it fixed rather than just living in denial!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Gimme Braun vs Joe, don't play Roman's music!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Goddammit WWE I said to NOT play Roman's music!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

dromal phrenia posted:

sorry joe, you're cool and all, but no way are you a more worthy challenger than BRRRRAAAUUUUUNNNNN

Joe was correct, let Braun and Roman fight it out amongst themselves and leave Brock to him in the meantime.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bill Goldberg posted:

i had to get that for my wisdom teeth and man is it expensive

I didn't get the KO gas for my wisdom tooth, just a numb jaw and the horrific sound of clanking come from within my jaw before hearing the dreaded words,"Go get the other dentists, they NEED to see this! :aaa:"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

dromal phrenia posted:

poor kurt, he forgot all about the #1 contender situation, he was busy playing catch and going on carnival rides with his beautiful baby boy :shobon:

Thank God Jordan is shaved bald or Kurt would have been ruffling his hair and not made it to Raw.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

THE SAMOANS HAVE FIGURED OUT THEY CAN TEAM UP WE'RE ALL DOOMED! :derp:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This loving rules

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

YESSSSS EMPTY THE LOCKER ROOM!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Awesome goddamn opening :)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

dromal phrenia posted:

Commentary will ask "Can Brock Lesnar F5 Braun Strowman?!"
The answer is yes. But that isn't the right question.

The question is: "Will it matter?" :unsmigghh:

One!

Two!

Thr-"I'M NOT DONE YET!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

I love that Corey will forever hate the Drifter.

I was listening to Karl Stern's July marathon the other day and he played an old Bobby Heenan promo from back in the AWA days. He's been blindsided by Hogan during the match and he said that he would make it his life's work to destroy Hulk Hogan.

I love that he retained that character motivation for THE REST OF HIS CAREER ACROSS MULTIPLE WRESTLING COMPANIES :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

dromal phrenia posted:

welp i just saw a top rope piledriver

The G1 rules every year but this year especially it has been incredible.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So did the ref just not notice Bray was in the ring....?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


I legit completely forgot and wasn't paying attention to the commentary so my bad v:shobon:v

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

RIP Bayley and the Hardys :smith:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bill Goldberg posted:

why did all you people love bayley so much

She was really fun and then she'd have really good matches that had a lot of emotional punch to them.

Then she came to the main roster.... :smith:

Mulaney Power Move posted:

*bray wyatt is cackling with joy and then, suddenly, his face becomes dead serious* driver...there's a hardee's off of this exit.

Ahahaha

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Did I miss Kurt's beautiful black son?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Don't just stand there Bayley, hug that title away from her!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God his first match is against Curtis AxelCurt Hawkins!?! :cripes:

Edit: Holy crap maybe I'm just an idiot but I seriously forgot his name until he said it.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Soothing Vapors posted:

thats curt hawkins you fuckin racist

Some of my best friends are ginger :mad:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

John Dudebro posted:

It was my cheering that caused bayley to win so you're welcome

Why weren't you cheering harder over the last few months! :argh:

Oh God wait please don't stop cheering.... :ohdear:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Yeah, ginger bread and ginger snaps, fatty

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Heath Slater is your best friend? :aaa:

....oh my God you're Michael Tarver?!! :aaaaa:

All I'll say is that I'm me.... Michae... gently caress wait, almost gave it away!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I hope Kurt's son defeats Edge's son!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Troxartas posted:

Just got home, catching up now. Did Joe look like he hurt his groin taking that spear?

He rolled out of the ring grabbing it. Plus, it seemed like he was supposed to get beat up at the end of the segment but just stayed outside

I didn't notice anything, also I thought the ending was designed so that while Braun took out Roman, Joe was being restrained outside which preserved somewhat he and Braun clashing ahead of the PPV, so he still looked like a monster without offsetting Braun.

It's kinda hilarious that the guy who most got chumped in that segment was Roman.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Next week, Jason Jordan defeats Zack Ryder. The week after that... Christian!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ragnarok the Red posted:

That's Internet Champion Zack Ryder and former second-to-last ECW Champion Christian!

He's movin' on up!

Then he has his heel turn and beats up the love of Edge's life...also he'll take out Beth Phoenix at one point on his way to Vickie.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Soothing Vapors posted:

goodnight friends, I have enjoyed all of the WWE Raw (tm) programming that my fragile human husk can safely endure

Stay safe and sleep well, friend.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The bald Revival dude talks like Charlie in It's Always Sunny :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Club going face?

Edit: Wait nope!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

eljackass posted:

hahahhahahaha ! hahahhaha exactly

FU man i mean this in the most complimenting way brother

Too Sweet me :)

I'm not gonna be able to not hear it from now, it's kinda great.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dango Bango posted:

I don't hear it at all

Basically he was doing the voice that Charlie does when he's trying to explain or understand something, it just leaped right out at me and it's given me a good laugh :)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Destroy My Sweater posted:

gallows is like 12

My favorite story is that the first time Gallows met Vince, Vince just assumed he was some old veteran who had spent the bulk of his career in Puerto Rico or something :xd:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dango Bango posted:

I wish they would just let Gallows cut loose on the mic

The WWE Network is missing a trick by not funding COCK TORTURERS!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kind of only have yourselves to blame for that one, Club.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That spotmonkey ruined it again!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Push El Burrito posted:

As long as it's not "pencil necked" that's ok.

I'd nod my head in approval, but I'm concerned that this stack of dimes I call a neck won't handle it.

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