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joedevola posted:It's like a fedora that got struck by lightning wrote a book. lol
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bluetail posted:everyone knows that ready player one is 300 pages of bazinga but not many people know that ernest cline used to write "poetry" and it's the cringiest, gooniest poo poo imaginable Girl, I wanna gently caress you but like in a sensitive feminist way.
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Jul 26, 2017 12:18
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SO, it is going to be a 2 hour ad for second life? Do people even play second life anymore? I bet there is catgirls in it though. Always with the catgirls. Probably updated now though with rage memes and whatever the drat kids consider "cool" these days!
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Jul 26, 2017 12:29
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Someone post that page were the book just straight of lists off references.
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Jul 26, 2017 12:31
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Lime Tonics posted:SO, it is going to be a 2 hour ad for second life? speaking of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUlWKbe7vSM
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Jul 26, 2017 12:54
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I haven't read this trash pile and never will, but I hear it's also super racist and sexist. The protagonist's best friend is a chubby black lesbian who is pretending to be a white dude and there's several stereotypical Japanese characters who are worried about honor and bow to everyone they see.
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If you want a laugh (or a cry) read the Goodread reviews. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/9969571-ready-player-one Shelby *trains flying monkeys* posted:NERDGASM!!!!!!! Video games, movies and music from the 80's! *posts 300 gifs of "nerd culture" Stephen posted:WOOT, WOOT and UBER WOOT all you MMORPGers, this book is the perfect calm down, happy face diversion next time you find yourself offline and frustrated because: Alejandro posted:Charlie and the Chocolate Factory meets The Big Bang Theory meets TRON (raised to the nth power(TRON, I mean)).
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Jul 26, 2017 13:08
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i thought the book was ok, nothing special armada however was a loving joke
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Jul 26, 2017 13:12
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... Bazinga! 
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Jul 26, 2017 13:24
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This is just making the licensing nightmare that is my "Steven spielberg vs Quentin Tarantino" fighting game all the more of an impossible headache, thanks
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Jul 26, 2017 13:29
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whoa ninja turtles vs star wars vs jason vs 80s!!! *penis stiffly loops backwards between legs and goes inside own anus, then spewing cum and poo poo, person's eyes roll back in their head and begins making guttural noises*
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Jul 26, 2017 13:36
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I heard the DELORIAN races the A-TEAM VAN and KITT and STREETHAWK but CHIPS pulls them over hah ha hah.
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Jul 26, 2017 13:40
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AEMINAL posted:i thought the book was ok, nothing special armada loving name drops star citizen of all things as being some big epic release in gaming history
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Jul 26, 2017 13:45
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Milky Moor posted:armada loving name drops star citizen of all things as being some big epic release in gaming history well it is kind of epic how much of a fail it is/has been
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Jul 26, 2017 13:57
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Where's my Mayor of Second Life feature
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Jul 26, 2017 14:04
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a movie about how mastery of pop culture is a completely irrelevant skill was already made. it's Master of Disguise by Dana Carvey
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Jul 26, 2017 16:28
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arstechnica posted the trailer the other day and one of the first comments to get a million upvotes was literally a list of references they spotted in the trailer, and the second was a guy saying 'cant wait to see this with my friends and spot all the references together!'. what the gently caress is wrong with these people.
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Jul 26, 2017 17:23
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:List of Things You Remember: The Book: The Motion Picture. Thank You Omnipotent Hollywood Abomination.
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Jul 26, 2017 17:30
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I think about killing myself every time that I'm reminded this exists.
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Jul 26, 2017 17:32
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turn off the TV posted:I think about killing myself every time that I'm reminded this exists. Bazinga! 
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bluetail posted:everyone knows that ready player one is 300 pages of bazinga but not many people know that ernest cline used to write "poetry" and it's the cringiest, gooniest poo poo imaginable you know how some people read Lolita and don't understand the concept of an unreliable narrator? im hoping thats whats happening here.
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Jul 26, 2017 18:00
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The music in the trailer is the theme from Willy Wonka with some synths added
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Jul 26, 2017 18:02
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I haven't watched the trailer but from what I gather from a friend it's a movie about IRON GIANT OH MY GOD, who sets out on a quest to solve the mysterious riddle OH MY GOD A DELOREAN HOW DID THEY EVEN.
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Jul 26, 2017 18:13
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I haven't read this trash pile and never will, but I hear it's also super racist and sexist. The protagonist's best friend is a chubby black lesbian who is pretending to be a white dude and there's several stereotypical Japanese characters who are worried about honor and bow to everyone they see. I got probed in the last Ready Player One thread for pointing this out.
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Jul 26, 2017 18:15
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Ernest Cline is the most vapid piece of poo poo to ever put out a book, and I've read a couple of John Ringo novels.... so that says a lot
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Jul 26, 2017 19:10
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drat it Elf! Stop stealing the food!
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Jul 26, 2017 19:24
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Did they keep the part where the narrator explains at length how advanced the sex simulation robots are so technically he's not a virgin?
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Jul 26, 2017 19:54
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Doctor J Off posted:Did they keep the part where the narrator explains at length how advanced the sex simulation robots are so technically he's not a virgin?
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I haven't read this trash pile and never will, but I hear it's also super racist and sexist. The protagonist's best friend is a chubby black lesbian who is pretending to be a white dude and there's several stereotypical Japanese characters who are worried about honor and bow to everyone they see. the 80s were really racist towards asians so this part checks out
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Jul 26, 2017 20:13
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Doctor J Off posted:Did they keep the part where the narrator explains at length how advanced the sex simulation robots are so technically he's not a virgin? Is this really in the book or are you making it up?
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Jul 26, 2017 20:41
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Smythe posted:itt goons are mad they didn't write the book and make gigadollars considering it's aids tarded writing, feeble-minded narrative, and subject matter upon which they are experts lol. That fucktard cline sucks! Decries increasingly unhappy aging millennial with 5000 posts in the games forum. look at how much hate and vitriol this mod has for the forum he moderates, so sad, you should buzz off to another forum or something.
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Jul 26, 2017 20:43
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I just found out about Ready Player One and complaining about lack of minority representation or w/e in this seems really dumb because it's the absolute worst thing that's ever been put to paper and having more minorities wouldn't change that:  I'd argue the opposite honestly: having your race not be represented in this trash is a source of pride
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Jul 26, 2017 20:47
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Lumpy the Cook posted:I just found out about Ready Player One and complaining about lack of minority representation or w/e in this seems really dumb because it's the absolute worst thing that's ever been put to paper and having more minorities wouldn't change that: This is how the author writes what he knows! imagine if he had to drum up some minority representation hobbled together entirely from pop culture
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Jul 26, 2017 20:50
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So, just fan fic then yeah? Someone was trying to tell me about some fan fic wherein Lily Potter (Harry Potter's mom) was the reincarnation of Darth Vader and that's about where I stopped paying attention.
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Jul 26, 2017 20:52
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cool a 100% CGI diarrhea fest thus nerds will eat it up
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Jul 26, 2017 20:52
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khwarezm posted:Is this really in the book or are you making it up? Yes its really in there I couldn't believe it either
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Jul 26, 2017 20:53
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please watch the sequel which is just me reading a list of the names of pop culture stuff from the 90s for 3 hours
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Jul 26, 2017 20:55
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is it like The Last Starfighter
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Jul 26, 2017 20:58
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Motherfucker name-drops BTTF, Knight Rider, and Ghostbusters, but NOT Buckaroo Banzai? This hack is a monster.
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it's funny how normies think references are jokes this movie will probably be successful because the normies will be hooting and hollering when they see the delorean on screen. I UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE
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