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I know this has been used as an excuse before but https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/892135285542277120 Kush: nah we couldn't have colluded because we suck https://twitter.com/bigcatderek/status/892114340194680832 boop the snoot fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Aug 1, 2017 |
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I ditched Facebook a several weeks ago and posted in the last thread how the Gainesville, FL police department (the town I went to high school in) tweeted out how they don't condone what Trump said about police brutatlity. Someone showed me a longer statement that they released via Facebook and it owns:quote:"Earlier today, the President made remarks that seemed to endorse and condone police brutality. 
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Aug 1, 2017 15:54
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goddamn camp casey sucked in 2012. i would loving HATE to be there now. like, shoot myself in the face twice hate it.
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Does a pardon clear your record of whatever you're being pardoned for or does it just keep you out of jail? Because Sheriff Joe likely won't do any time and if I understand it correctly, pardons don't erase convictions. So a pardon would be symbolic if anything and wouldn't actually do anything to help Sheriff Joe, assuming he doesn't actually have to get locked up at all, right? So absolutely Trump will do it because his core base would love it.
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Aug 1, 2017 20:33
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He'll just pardon him over twitter bing bang bong so simple.
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Aug 1, 2017 20:58
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PRESIDENT TRUMP: I want to achieve growth. We’re the highest-taxed nation in the world, essentially, you know, of the size. But we’re the highest-taxed nation in the world. We have – nobody knows what the number is. I mean, it used to be, when we talked during the debate, 2 ½ trillion (dollars), right, when the most elegant person – right? I call him Mr. Elegant. I mean, that was a great debate. We did such a great job. But at that time I was talking $2 ½ trillion. I guess it’s 5 trillion (dollars) now. Whatever it is, it’s a lot more. So we have anywhere from 4 to 5 or even more trillions of dollars sitting offshore. And later... So I deal with foreign countries, and despite what you may read I have unbelievable relationships with all of the foreign leaders. They like me. I like them. You know, it’s amazing. So I’ll call, like, major – major countries, and I’ll be dealing with the prime minister or the president. And I’ll say, how are you doing? Oh, don’t know, don’t know, not well, Mr. President, not well. I said, well, what’s the problem? Oh, GDP 9 percent, not well. And I’m saying to myself, here we are at like 1 percent, dying, and they’re at 9 percent and they’re unhappy. So, you know, and these are like countries, you know, fairly large, like 300 million people. You know, a lot of people say – they say, well, but the United States is large. And then you call places like Malaysia, Indonesia, and you say, you know, how many people do you have? And it’s pretty amazing how many people they have. So China’s going to be at 7 or 8 percent, and they have a billion-five, right? So we should do really well. 
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Missionary Positron posted:Yo, so can someone explain to a non-American what the gently caress is up with Florida? I mean besides the old people, Cuban exiles, and a depressing amount of swampland. As someone who was born and raised in Florida, it's got a little bit of everything you could ever want in a state. Deep south towns like Alabama. Liberal cities like NY. Spanish people like Texas. And crazy people like the White House. Most states have one, maybe two of those things. Florida has a lot of all of it.
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Reading that hurts my head and Trump needs a translator to help English speakers figure it the gently caress out
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Aug 2, 2017 00:14
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It wasn't an exact 1:1 comparison. Texas has a high population of Spanish people out of Mexico and Florida has a high population of Spanish people out of Cuba.
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Mr. Nice! posted:cole was meaning hispanic not spanish. of course there are spaniards in both places, but they are small minorities in each. i was talking about the high population of spanish speaking people in both places, if i had known how pedantic the conversation would get i would've prefaced it by saying  don't take this too serious also, don't speak for other people. it's rude.
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Aug 2, 2017 01:43
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Love this classic https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/468092163201716224
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Aug 2, 2017 09:08
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Seibikitei posted:Trump Thinks the White House is a Real Dump In a way I agree with him though.
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Aug 2, 2017 12:09
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Aug 2, 2017 15:41
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https://twitter.com/cbsmccormick/status/892699290480652288 It's like when a father is cleaning his pistol when his daughter's first boyfriend comes over. It just needed to be cleaned, that's all.
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bird food bathtub posted:Wait what, honest about lying? Something just broke in my brain help I can't tell what's real and what's stupid anymore where am I what's going on? this is the same timeline that gave us "alternative facts." don't think too hard about it.
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Wasabi the J posted:I don't know if his kid would agree with that sentiment. Still a better head on his shoulders than the president.
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/892830012881154048 This sounds like the type of poo poo I used to come up with when I got busted skipping school.
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psydude posted:So why did he sign it, then. heh, you know the answer
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Aug 2, 2017 22:06
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the two party system needs to die but i don't know how to kill it or if it would create a post-Iraq invasion power vacuum and birth the government version of ISIS or some poo poo
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Aug 2, 2017 22:25
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someone break it down for me. what do people theorize would happen if we just.... left afghanistan? not leaving a small group of US troops behind. i mean 100% of all US assets out. if the answer is gas prices would go up, then that's the answer. if the answer is all of america would die due to terrorist attacks, then that is the answer. but what do "experts" or whatever think?
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Aug 2, 2017 23:40
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:https://twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/893105442053701635 He will shoot a BB gun and talk about how he hip fired a .50 cal.
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Ayn Marx posted:https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/03/donald-trump-mexico-australia-call-transcripts-border-wall just... if you're surprised by any of this, then i have a mansion on the moon i'll sell you for cheap.
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Proud Christian Mom posted:As part of a deal with the HFC to help lower the deficit, the Trump admin has sold West Virginia for $500m to a Russian investment group He's going to announce that when the FY starts then construction on the wall will start. But he will put it in Trump terms. Bank on it. E: we should all wager probies on our prediction like we did with Spicer's conferences.
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Aug 3, 2017 18:14
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Trump's announcement tonight is that he's firing Mueller
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LingcodKilla posted:Shouldn't you do some work before you go on vacation? https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/891998881009061888 Checkmate liberals 
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Aug 3, 2017 21:26
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What's the lamest reason for a grand jury? If it's not a nothingburger could it just be a veganburger?
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Aug 3, 2017 21:41
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if Donny comes out tomorrow and says "yeah i colluded with russia. i broke some laws. i stomped on the constitution. but i did it to save the United States from Hillary Clinton and her emails" he would be hailed as a goddamn patriot by some people
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Aug 3, 2017 22:25
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facialimpediment posted:The Senate has now adjourned until early September, with pro forma sessions active until then to prevent recess appointments (the usual). How does a shutdown affect VA benefits? Maybe I should put off buying a car for a few months to make sure I can make rent through the end of the year.
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WHO IS READY FOR ANOTHER GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN????
LITERALLY SHAKING posted:VA funds a year out. You're fine unless it lasts longer than that. What's the longest the government has ever been shut down? I could see a shutdown with this administration going on for a hilarious-and-then-tragic long time.
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:Three weeks-ish under Clinton, I think. We should start a betting pool on when the government will be operational again if there is indeed a shutdown. With some type of stupid prize for the winner.
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Aug 4, 2017 00:39
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Way to go U.K.!! http://www.wkbw.com/news/national/child-sized-sex-dolls-for-pedophiles-uk-therapist-suggests-them-as-treatment "Dozens of sex dolls designed to look like children have been seized by police across the United Kingdom in the past year. One therapist suggests they can be an effective treatment for people who have urges to molest kids."
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Aug 4, 2017 00:42
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joat mon posted:Calling them "providers" is a cruel loving joke. It's the epitome of doublespeak. Sounds like your average American medical provider to me!
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Aug 4, 2017 03:00
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If I absolutely had to, I could last for three or four months on my savings. After that?
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Aug 4, 2017 03:21
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I think Trump heard that Obama's third quarter 2016* as president had a 2.9% GDP, better than his 2.6% that he was bragging about because https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/893420123641479168 E: unless he means WV. In which case if you throw all of your trash and belongings on your floor and then piss in the corner, pick up and throw away a couple of beer cans and you're 3% cleaner, but you're still living in a shithole. boop the snoot fucked around with this message at 12:22 on Aug 4, 2017 |
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Aug 4, 2017 12:07
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He talked about Hillary's emails when asked about the investigation. Guess if I'm seriousposting or not.
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Aug 4, 2017 12:48
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I know a few people from WV and all I hear them talk about when they talk about WV is how everyone they know that is still there is hooked on one drug or another drug.
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