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Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

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Vasudus posted:

I'm sure the "I'm not into books" plays well with Lord Mattis.

Oh to be a fly on the wall if Jared said something like this to Mattis during the trip to Iraq.

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Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

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I feel like when Flake and other republicans do this but continue to vote along party lines for even the most abhorrent poo poo, they're only doing it so in the future if/when Trump is frogmarched out of the White House, they can say "See, we knew all along he was no good!"

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

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I like the part where Turnbull has to repeatedly tell Trump that the Boston Bombers are not boat people. gently caress, he is dumb.


Also whining about the START treaty? :lol: We all gonna die.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

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:siren:Special Counsel Mueller Impanels Washington Grand Jury in Russia Probe:siren:
https://twitter.com/justinjm1/status/893191926635212800

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

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:lol:
https://twitter.com/Marshall_Cohen/status/893204388847726592

Handsome Ralph
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cowboy elvis posted:

Federal grand juries indict 99.99% of the time per the Washington Post from an article back in 2014.


LOL

lol, yeah. It's also the reason why federal prosecutors have an insanely high conviction rate. They don't bring indictments forward unless they are certain they have you dead to rights.

TBeats posted:

if Donny comes out tomorrow and says "yeah i colluded with russia. i broke some laws. i stomped on the constitution. but i did it to save the United States from Hillary Clinton and her emails" he would be hailed as a goddamn patriot by some people

The sad thing is, you're not wrong.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

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Nope, but it might leak in the coming days. Popehat explains why,
https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/893198250345242624

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

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cowboy elvis posted:

Obamacare is good till next year. They can't try reconciliation again.

And it's arguable that unless things really swing against the Dems, the GOP likely won't touch it because they have midterms to contend with.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

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So you know how for years you'd get far-left people screaming about how Madeleine Albright and Clinton were war criminals for enforcing the UN Sanctions against Saddam Hussein and Iraq because it resulted in half a million children dying?
Well turns out Saddam was full of poo poo and was doctoring child mortality reports to garner sympathy in hopes of getting the sanctions lifted as well as giving the West a black eye.

Saddam Hussein said sanctions killed 500,000 children. That was “a spectacular lie.”



Though the other side of the coin is that U.S. claims that the invasion and lifting of sanctions improved child mortality are false. The invasion and subsequent events have caused the mortality rate to get worse. :smith: all around.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

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https://twitter.com/christinawilkie/status/893512139905880064

Whoops. Can't read the whiteboard but I can make out "Withdraw from TPP" and some stuff about EO's.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

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cowboy elvis posted:

23 out of 26 being rescued gives me the idea that the impact was coming for enough time to adequately prepare.

Could be too that those Marines were on point with a water ditching scenario.

Either way, it's probably safe to assume the pilots did good work. That many people making it out alive implies some decent flying.

Yeah that many rescued certainly indicates that.


So the guy who used to live in my house was a naval attache or something at the Pentagon, but his copies of Jane's Defence Weekly still end up here. Fun reading material, but this story gave me a chuckle.

Japan and Germany to jointly develop military technologies

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

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Joe Scarborough wants in on the hot takes on Twitter action.

https://twitter.com/JoeNBC/status/894536930121187328

https://twitter.com/JoeNBC/status/894583337221804032

:eyepop:

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

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I had a recruiter walk up to me as I left my old apartment building. He started out by asking how long I had been out for and if I ever wanted to get back in. I told him I was never in (I'm guessing either my haircut or my paracord bracelet led him to think I was prior service), and being confused, asked him if he was working at Walter Reed or something.

"Nope, just I'm a recruiter. I work up the road."

Maybe it worked on someone once :confused:

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

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facialimpediment posted:

Never underestimate the power of speed, availability, and alcohol.

Also, I would eat that garbage pizza over Papa John's poo poo pizza any day of the week.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

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Syrian Lannister posted:

Rolling stone reporting Glen Campbell dead at 81

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waNGoWV194c

TheGreasyStrangler posted:

Are... are people under the impression that North Korea is able to field an amount of nuclear ICBMs that rivals everything the USSR was able to put together?

I don't mean to downplay the threat too much but it hasn't gone that far.


I think most people aren't so much worried about the North Koreans but the orange toddler who is continuing to aggravate the situation and potentially making things far worse.

Handsome Ralph fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Aug 9, 2017

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

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Well I hadn't heard about this till now...


FBI conducted predawn raid of former Drumpf campaign chairman Manafort’s home

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

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Also someone brought up that a search warrant requires probable cause to be issued. So that's also kind of a big deal in the grand scheme of things.

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Sep 3, 2004

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True, but like facialimpediment and M_gargantua said, the fact we're just hearing about it now is telling for multiple reasons.


Also, that it happened the day AFTER he gave the Senate intel committee a bunch of docs.

Handsome Ralph
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MazelTovCocktail posted:

Oh come on you and I both know you have to be a special kind of stupid or the Judge knows you're banging his wife to get turned down.

I mean does it happen, yeah, but it's harder to not get one than it is to get one.

Popehat did a good write up on federal search warrants.
https://www.popehat.com/2017/08/09/we-interrupt-this-grand-jury-lawsplainer-for-a-search-warrant-lawsplainer/

TLDR: The reason feds get the majority of search warrants submitted approved, is that federal prosecutors tend to have high standards for even bringing one to a magistrate.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

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Godholio posted:

The Open Skies thing? It's not a spy plane, and it has Americans on board.

Yeah, it's been funny watching non-foamers/national security people freak the gently caress out about it though.
https://twitter.com/jonostrower/status/895375058050453505


They do this once a year or so. I saw it fly over the Pentagon. Was actually kind of cool TBH.

Handsome Ralph
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Kuroyama posted:

It might be once a year over DC, but these happen all the time. It's no big deal, aside from making a few arrangements here and there.

I know this. I'm making fun of the people who are just learning about Open Skies because of the flight over D.C. and are acting like Russia carried out some brazen act because TRUMP!.

\/\/ :lol: See?

Handsome Ralph fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Aug 10, 2017

Handsome Ralph
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https://twitter.com/AaronMehta/status/895750141528768512

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I can't remember what documentary I saw it in, but it reminds me of some financial analyst who said that when he first heard about 9/11 happening he asked himself "Oh, I wonder what the price of gold is right now?"

I'm still gonna put money into my retirement accounts either way, but the last thing I care about if WW3 kicks off is "Hmmm, I wonder if I diversified enough".

Handsome Ralph
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psydude posted:

When I die in the initial exchange it'll solve the question of how I'm going to pay for retirement.

Pretty sure we live in the same general area, so yeah, same. It's a win-win for me either way.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

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Found it, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMNZXV7jOG0

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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Yeah I agree though and while the cult of personality around Mattis for instance is pretty eyerollworthy, he has a reputation for not being an idiot, getting close to what's going on, leading men in combat.

I think it's half ironic, half idiots that just hear the "tears in my eyes" and "Have a plan" quotes and go from there.

Pretty sure the later half would be disappointed if they actually sat down with him and tried to have a conversation with him thinking it would be "MAN ISN'T WAR JUST SO loving AWESOME?"

Handsome Ralph fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Aug 11, 2017

Handsome Ralph
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joat mon posted:

And thank the stars for that, otherwise Trump would never have picked him.

Yeah this is probably true.

I agree that Mattis is a good guy though. I'd like to think if I ever met him, I'd spend more time talking to him about his favorite books than anything else.

Handsome Ralph
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KildarX posted:

Why do people think the first amendment protects you from anything except the government jailing you?

America, you can say what you want, the government can't really arrest you for it, but nobody has to put up with your poo poo.

It really pains me how so many people fail to understand that concept.

Oh hey, have some twitter garbage.

https://twitter.com/EWDolan/status/896061315008954369

https://twitter.com/TomiLahren/status/895423026535186432

Though I thought this was a pretty solid clap back.
https://twitter.com/BFriedmanDC/status/895505122599604224

Handsome Ralph
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Third World Reggin posted:

good luck shooting a car

Phone posting but,
https://youtu.be/DdDl6mbcGtc

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

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shyduck posted:

I hate this piece of poo poo

Handsome Ralph
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:perfect:

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Untagged posted:

gently caress.

It would be the State Police's helicopter. CPD doesn't have one.

Jesus Christ, that thing lands behind my house every other day or so. More blood for the helicopter god, I guess :stare:

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

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No confirmation on this but :stare:
https://twitter.com/TheAnonJournal/status/896524183542353921/photo/1

gently caress these garbage people.

gently caress Nazis.

Handsome Ralph
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Terrifying Effigies posted:

I'm skeptical that something the size of a DJI4 would be enough to take down a chopper. Those things are 3 pounds and a good bit of its plastic. Also there's a whole lot of random internet rumors swirling around, I'm going to wait until there's something official out there.

By the way, in case you thought this was over with there's another Alt-Right rally by the same folks scheduled for Boston:

Yeah like I said, haven't seen any sources elsewhere, so grain of salt and all that. Either way, what a lovely loving day.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

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Fury loving owned.

Anytime I run into people who say it was just trying to be a Vietnam war movie set in WW2 I tell them to go read Ian Kershaw's "The End".

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

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Joe knows what's up.
https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/896496130497929220

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MazelTovCocktail posted:

I wonder if he feels bad knowing he could have prevented this. I love Joe, but him not running has had disastrous consequences.

I don't fault him for not running. I really do believe he would have won, but after his son died, I don't blame him for having second thoughts and deciding not to run.

None of this poo poo is on him.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

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psydude posted:

Bannon is retarded Rasputin.

Probably his Secret Service codename.

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shame on an IGA posted:

As soon as I can find an air horn that plays the first bar of this I'm going to start building my lifelong dream car.



:same:

Are you gonna call yours "The General Sherman" too?

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Handsome Ralph
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BUG JUG posted:

Renumber it: '59, '65, '45, or '64 please. 50 is lame.

Uhh rude.

I'm painting 1-0 on the side.

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