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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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facialimpediment posted:

Commandant of the Coast Guard to President Trump: go gently caress your transgender ban

http://www.military.com/daily-news/2017/08/01/commandant-i-will-not-break-faith-transgender-coast-guardsmen.html?variant=mobile.amp

Coasties are DHS, not DOD, so the Commandant feels empowered to give Donnie a high hard one.

I know why I have this raging boner.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Realtalk, why would it matter to him whether he's under DoD or DHS when he plans to poo poo on the president?

It doesn't since the Coast Guard IS part of the military. it would matter if The president ban applied ONLY to DoD departments.

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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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KirbyKhan posted:

Phoneposting two sweet highlights:





This is so good

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Reverand maynard posted:

He's an ex marine cop

isnt he an art major too?

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not caring here posted:

I'm a Gen Xer and we were apparently the worst thing ever as well. But the worst they could think of was that we listened to too much rock and roll and smoke too much weed and drank too much booze, which sounds more like an endorsement than a criticism.

Poor millennials get poo poo on for goddamn everything including killing Arby's and probably chemtrails and gay frogs as well. No matter what the problem is it can be blamed on millennials apparently.

naw your generation grew too old and now is irrelevant

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Stultus Maximus posted:

Gorka's a Nazi, a fraudulent blowhard, and a moron.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbQx0NTV4TU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USdINAnBf0U

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Dec 31, 2004

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Police in seattle where getting sprayed with... silly string. all i got is this live video.

https://www.facebook.com/KIRO7Seattle/videos/1725514614134951

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Dec 31, 2004

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Vasudus posted:

I also had a guy in my OSUT company that had never seen snow in person.

This was me on my first unit in Seattle. A friend of mine took me to a mountain up in Seattle and I was in awe looking at the godammed snow falling from the sky, at the snow in the ground and all that loving white powder poo poo all over the godammed place.

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Smiling Jack posted:

Obama erection scandal

What a typo

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hobbesmaster posted:

The report in the article is just the events that happened after the collision. There's also a timeline with a couple amazing tidbits in there including:

Approx 0130 Collision with the ACX CRYSTAL on the starboard side. Berthing 2 is flooded within 30-60 seconds.
0132 FTZ sounds collision alarm for two seconds.
...
0200 FTZ makes initial report of collision at sea to CDS 15 via personal cell phone at approximately 0220.

gently caress

from the article posted:

The freighter crashed directly into the stateroom of the ship’s captain, Cmdr. Bryce Benson, ripping open a huge hole and trapping him inside. Five sailors with a sledgehammer and kettlebell broke down the door to his cabin to rescue Commander Benson, who was hanging from the side of the ship.

gently caress



FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Hey EBB, some people are coming to crissy field in SF. Wanna make our forbearers proud?

Also someone made this video for the alt-right protesters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8BCh_Ms71o

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Blind Rasputin posted:

I mean I just watched a video on YouTube where an aircraft carrier was pulling sick turns at like 60 knots so how the gently caress is collisions real sailor just turn away from the other ship like sailor move the wheel.

This is triggering me so loving hard

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psydude posted:

Yeah, I hope that everyone involved in that, including junior enlisted, NCOs, and junior officers, all go down.

NJP the navy and give all its assets and money to the cg imo

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Dec 31, 2004

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Maximun pucker factor.

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im feeling p. jealous of navy loving up so here is a NTSB investigation of a coast guard collision last year in the Panama Canal
Spoilers: the cg was not at fault

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im the antifa making out while wearing the balaclavas

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BigDave posted:

Now I want a military museum that only holds captured enemy flags & trophies.



The coast guard sends its regards.

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Smiling Jack posted:

The coasties have a literal Nazi warship as a war trophy.

Appropriately enough its used to train cadets. :v:

Dead Reckoning posted:

These days, wouldn't the CG prize capture display just be a big warehouse full of cocaine and Panamanian/Mongolian/Liberian flags?

I think you mean Marshall Islands.

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Dec 31, 2004

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Being out camping and out of the loop of things for a day was a blissful experience

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texas died on February 19, 1846.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbQx0NTV4TU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USdINAnBf0U

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Dec 31, 2004

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Apparently Coast Guard sector huston is getting pretty bombarded and hosed over.

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BigDave posted:

Can't they call in the Navy for backup?

so they can crash into another cargo ship?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AMSCaF6enw

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Dec 31, 2004

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Godholio posted:

So did ours.

:wrong:

The democrats are not left wingers.

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Mr. Nice! posted:

I got a sheepdog hard at work here.



Look at this freeloading sausage.

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