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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

A career woman with her head on straight and no desire for kids is my dream.

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I.C. posted:

I thought this was going to be about the movie "Mr. Mom," which I've never seen. Was hoping for some insight. Vote pending further responses.
I'm not sure if that's the one with Michael Keaton or Hulk Hogan. I think they wear tutus in both, signifying the epic team up sequel that never got made. You can learn this and other pseudo truths at your local Palmer Video.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Y'know. Palmer:



Dude has a lot of videos.

Just keep him from opening any Windows.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Pajser posted:

i thought this was a comedy forum

Comedy hasn't grown here in a long time Son.

*spits chew on the side of the road and climbs into his old beater pick up *

Just hasn't been the same since all those megacorps there took the jobs away. At first they said it was just for news, but once people started going they set down roots and stayed. Ain't no one to tend these crops now.

Well I'd best get back to Virginia. She get ornery if I don't show before nightfall.

*sighs*

If I were in your shoes young man I'd turn towards that setting sun. Ride west, and don't think about anything behind you. Forge and find new soil for comedy. Comedy you can raise a family in. Comedy that will last.

And with his words i pondered on the hood of my car, listening to Marc Maron and Synthpop until well after dark. At midnight I got the spray can from the trunk and huffed myself stupid, and woke to a brown bear eating my legs.

As I sat there reflecting my existence in the entrails dripping from the cub's muzzle I realized.

im gay?

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