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Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
It is relatively uncommon for a man to do a rape

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Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
maybe it's the people who can manage the incredibly complex task of squirting babies into each other who are the smart ones.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
why have a family when you can work 60 hours a week for

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

The Dennis System posted:

The fewer humans on the earth, the better. We should be trying to get the birth rates of the less developed countries down to first world levels.

That's the plan. Specifically, by bringing them out of the third world

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

mind the walrus posted:

Comedy hasn't grown here in a long time Son.

*spits chew on the side of the road and climbs into his old beater pick up *

Just hasn't been the same since all those megacorps there took the jobs away. At first they said it was just for news, but once people started going they set down roots and stayed. Ain't no one to tend these crops now.

Well I'd best get back to Virginia. She get ornery if I don't show before nightfall.

*sighs*

If I were in your shoes young man I'd turn towards that setting sun. Ride west, and don't think about anything behind you. Forge and find new soil for comedy. Comedy you can raise a family in. Comedy that will last.

And with his words i pondered on the hood of my car, listening to Marc Maron and Synthpop until well after dark. At midnight I got the spray can from the trunk and huffed myself stupid, and woke to a brown bear eating my legs.

As I sat there reflecting my existence in the entrails dripping from the cub's muzzle I realized.

im gay?

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