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LP0 ON FIRE

beep boop
what's this? i think i have a speck of glass under my skin. it's piercing me, STABBING ME. i gotta get it out and scratch it away

oh wait, just an itch

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LP0 ON FIRE

beep boop
neo, with his understanding of the simulated reality, bends time and slows down the bullets heading towards him. unfortunately, he does not limbo far enough and a bullet grazes his leg - no wait that was just an itch

LP0 ON FIRE

beep boop
oh my god! ahh!! it's a suicide bomber about to explo - oh wait it was just an itch on my nose

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