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| I like the ones that are worth lots of money and selling them | |
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Aug 10, 2017 02:52
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I like the one that only costs one colorless mana that lets you look through any player's deck and select one card to make them eat
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Aug 10, 2017 03:20
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The Marry, gently caress Kill card where a player has to Marry another player, gently caress another player and Kill another player or lose your turn
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Aug 10, 2017 03:22
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Planeswalker card that, when tapped, calls an agency that sends a real person to your location to kick any other player's rear end, unless they have the right counter/interrupt (someone's rear end will still most likely be kicked)
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Aug 10, 2017 03:24
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Splatmaster posted:The Marry, gently caress Kill card where a player has to Marry another player, gently caress another player and Kill another player or lose your turn ---------------- |
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Aug 10, 2017 03:49
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i cast "throw my deck in the garbage", which in this situation is actually a game winning play
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Aug 10, 2017 03:50
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Splatmaster posted:The Marry, gently caress Kill card where a player has to Marry another player, gently caress another player and Kill another player or lose your turn
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Aug 10, 2017 06:21
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have you tried soaking your cards hot lemon juice with apple cider vinegar and honey? perhaps rub some sliced garlic cloves on them? |
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Aug 10, 2017 06:26
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magic artist: time to paint a magic card. maybe a swamp horse or a skeleton with big boobs artist assistant: it says the card will be called 'Ratman Potion Master.' Maybe we could draw something cool like a man who is also a rat magic artist: listen. youre new. they wouldnt have hired me for this if they didnt want something coming out of a swamp with big ole boobs on it |
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Aug 10, 2017 07:37
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ron color posted:magic artist: time to paint a magic card. maybe a swamp horse or a skeleton with big boobs rofl ---------------- |
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Aug 10, 2017 07:51
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 come @ me  *wears mox emerald like a jesus piece* Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Aug 10, 2017 |
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Aug 10, 2017 08:48
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Mariana Horchata posted:come @ me 
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Aug 10, 2017 08:55
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I like to play magic with naked lady poker cards
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i wanted 2 ask serra angel 2 prom but was tapped by an icy manipulator instead and missed my chance  
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Aug 10, 2017 12:52
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also phil foglio and his wife were byob as all h*ck |
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Aug 10, 2017 13:48
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There's a card that literally says "You can't win the game and opponents can't lose the game." On one hand, it describes my life perfectly; on the other, it's a nice card to play for your opponent, a real friendly gesture. 
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Aug 10, 2017 14:00
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*Brings a box of tissues and some otc meds for the magic cards*
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Aug 10, 2017 14:02
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I meet the gazes of my opponents, grim determination etching my face turning my features to granite. I will not be deterred. I raise my right hand menacingly, the other players physically shirk back and away from me such is my menacing demeanor. The card within my clawlike grasp plunges toward the table, spinning as it lands. When it comes to a stop, a smile crosses the other player's faces. On it, reads simply : "Get Well Soon". My turn was over.
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Aug 10, 2017 16:18
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Mariana Horchata posted:
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Aug 10, 2017 16:22
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| "back off motherfreaker, im the LAB MANIAC and im 100% loco, you backed me into a corner and left me no other options! IM CRAZY! AHFKHAJCHSJDI!!" then you win the game | |
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Aug 10, 2017 16:22
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Sole.Sushi posted:There's a card that literally says "You can't win the game and opponents can't lose the game." On one hand, it describes my life perfectly; on the other, it's a nice card to play for your opponent, a real friendly gesture. There's also a card that says "You just lost the game," but they don't mean the Magic Game, they mean the other game. ---------------- |
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Aug 10, 2017 16:22
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Please stop saying "So mote it be" every time you play a card.
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Aug 10, 2017 16:23
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Unholy Jinx Mage 3w, 1w Every turn, this creature casts "pinch poke you owe me a coke." Your opponent is required to supply you with a carbonated beverage or let you wear his/her clothes. This effect stacks every turn. ----- |
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cda posted:Please stop saying "So mote it be" every time you play a card. |
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Aug 10, 2017 17:34
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me: i sac my creature and summon blue eyes white dragon them: you cant do that them: thats not even a magic card, thats a yugioh card me: ... them: why is this in your deck me: ... them: youve never played magic before have you me: ... me: okay i evolve my creature into a chariza- them: stop |
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Aug 10, 2017 17:39
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AverySpecialfriend posted:me: i sac my creature and summon blue eyes white dragon They play a pyrexian murder monster and look at me expectantly. VERY slowly i place the uno Skip card in the middle of the table. "My Turn Again motherfucker we can do this all day," i say in my head |
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Aug 10, 2017 17:46
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Splatmaster posted:I meet the gazes of my opponents, grim determination etching my face turning my features to granite. I will not be deterred. I raise my right hand menacingly, the other players physically shirk back and away from me such is my menacing demeanor. The card within my clawlike grasp plunges toward the table, spinning as it lands. When it comes to a stop, a smile crosses the other player's faces. On it, reads simply : "Get Well Soon". My turn was over. *Drops a card on the table, with +1 to holy power* "Bless you"
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| i proxy'd my whole deck on tissues, just in case i need to blow my nose | |
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i like magic cards, i have one where a goblin wizard is turning the townsfolk into skeletons and i look at it and im like 'hell yeah, me first bro' |
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Aug 10, 2017 21:39
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The mysterious stranger walks up to the Magic The Gathering Table with purpose. His face is shrouded by a hood and around his neck a shark tooth necklace can be seen. The players stop to see what he will say or do. His deep voice says, "Here's how we play on the islands." He pulls out a heavy gold pog slammer emblazoned with a holographic 3d eight ball on the top. He raises his hand to the heavens and brings the slammer crashing down into the table, sending table fragments, soda cans, pizza slices, and magic cards flying around the room. A card titled "Destroy Celestial" hits the stranger directly in the chest and he explodes in a torrent of pogs. After a moment in stunned silence, one of the players quips, "Slammer? I hardly know 'er!" and the room erupts in laughter.
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Aug 10, 2017 22:30
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Jolo posted:The mysterious stranger walks up to the Magic The Gathering Table with purpose. His face is shrouded by a hood and around his neck a shark tooth necklace can be seen. The players stop to see what he will say or do. His deep voice says, "Here's how we play on the islands." He pulls out a heavy gold pog slammer emblazoned with a holographic 3d eight ball on the top. He raises his hand to the heavens and brings the slammer crashing down into the table, sending table fragments, soda cans, pizza slices, and magic cards flying around the room. A card titled "Destroy Celestial" hits the stranger directly in the chest and he explodes in a torrent of pogs. After a moment in stunned silence, one of the players quips, "Slammer? I hardly know 'er!" and the room erupts in laughter. **furiously rolls 20-sided die and mutters something about being lucky I made my saves while glaring at the mess the newcomer has made but not ever making eye contact** https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 10, 2017 22:41
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Mariana Horchata posted:
So I wasn't the only one that read Inquest as a kid. Rick Swan was a pretty neat dude. Also I know waaaay to much about this drat game I like the trick where you use a card with weird wording (Helm of Obedience) with another thing called Rest In Peace and it makes them exile their whole deck and you get to laugh as they lose the next turn. |
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Aug 10, 2017 23:09
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| i like omniscience > enter the infinite because its the only gg combo i know | |
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Mons Venus Goblin Raiders
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AverySpecialfriend posted:i like omniscience > enter the infinite because its the only gg combo i know That's a pretty funny one too. *plays whole deck and laughs heartily* Ad Nauseam + Angel's Grace into sickening dreams or labman is pretty tight too. |
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AbbadonOfHell posted:So I wasn't the only one that read Inquest as a kid. Rick Swan was a pretty neat dude. Rick Swan was a major influence on me...I wish I could find copies of his columns somewhere cause he was one of a kind. |
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Mariana Horchata posted:Rick Swan was a major influence on me...I wish I could find copies of his columns somewhere cause he was one of a kind. Well I do have these piles of Inquests I'm sure I can dig a few of em up for you tends to be a mainstay of my shitter reading material along with Ultra Game Players. (I got where Shaq Reviewed SFII Turbo, he likes it but acts like Shaq Fu is gonna be better  )Edit: Here are the Shaq reviews along with some old video game ads from the early 90's. http://imgur.com/a/GjLGi Edit 2: Here is my commander deck that I have way too much money put into... some things have been added, like a Italian Moat. Yeah I'm dumb. http://imgur.com/a/03by9 AbbadonOfHell fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Aug 11, 2017 |
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AbbadonOfHell posted:Edit: Here are the Shaq reviews along with some old video game ads from the early 90's. Everything about this owns. ---------------- |
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I can't believe there was a Hellraiser game
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