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cda posted:I can't believe there was a Hellraiser game Never actually came out. It was supposed to have been almost like a doom roguelike on the NES. How Color Dreams was planning to do that I have no clue. (They later went on the become Wisdom Tree after they couldn't make it selling edgy games so they sold to the Christian market instead. ) |
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AbbadonOfHell posted:They couldn't make it selling edgy games so they sold to the Christian market instead. |
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Aug 11, 2017 04:17
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:One simple sentence and yet it is so damning both to their ability and to their character. They are responsible for Super Noah's Ark 3-D. So yeaaah... |
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ron color posted:magic artist: time to paint a magic card. maybe a swamp horse or a skeleton with big boobs |
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I've always been curious about the cancelled Hellraiser game. Seems a bit dark for an NES game. |
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Aug 11, 2017 11:08
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ScrubLeague posted:Carrion Ants Ants keep falling out of his hands, but when he bends down to pick up the ones that dropped he ends up dropping more ants. *Looks directly at camera and says exasperatedly* "There's got to be a better way!"
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Jolo posted:Ants keep falling out of his hands, but when he bends down to pick up the ones that dropped he ends up dropping more ants.
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Aug 11, 2017 18:15
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Limp Bizkit 0/6 Wall Creature Limp Bizkit has 50% damage reduction for all damage as it is constantly rollin, rollin, rollin. Does not attack damage because it's all bark no bite TAP Limp Bizkit to break stuff. No tangible effect. ----- |
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Aug 11, 2017 21:58
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Fred Cursed 2/5 Zombie Creature Passive ability - Inspired Angst: While Fred Cursed remains in play, all creatures are -2/-2 and develop low self-esteem ----- |
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Aug 11, 2017 22:00
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Fred Wurst 8/1 Sausage Creature TAP Fred Wurst to spread saur kraut and spicy mustard along the battlefield ----- |
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Aug 11, 2017 22:01
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some say the limp bizkit core set was a mistake but i say time will tell
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Aug 11, 2017 22:07
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I almost smoked weed with fred durst when I was in high school |
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Aug 11, 2017 22:16
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Fred Burst Instant When cast, your opponents' creatures develop bad attitudes that embarrass their parents. They are tapped for 2 turns as they mature beyond their feelings of angst. ----- |
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Aug 11, 2017 22:19
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3 Dolla Monolith, Ya'll Casting Cost: 3 Artifact 3 Dolla Monolith, Ya'll doesn't untap during your untap step. T: Add $3 to your wallet. Listen to the entirety of 3 Dolla Bill, Ya'll while drinking Mad Dog 20/20: Untap 3 Dolla Monolith, Ya'll (Then question what are you doing with your life) |
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Aug 12, 2017 06:00
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you know i figured you out aura enchant your opponent by screaming in his or her face 'YOU'RE A COUNTERFEIT! FAKE! I'M SICK OF YOU TOO" if your opponent visibly appears to be berated, his or her card deck is nullified as all cards are considered fake. This aura is permanent and follows your opponent long after the game has ended. ----- |
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Aug 14, 2017 15:04
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AbbadonOfHell posted:Edit: Here are the Shaq reviews along with some old video game ads from the early 90's. cda posted:Everything about this owns. I can't believe 2010 was 7 years ago and I'm not punching a robot in space hell right now like in that Street Fighter: 2010 poster |
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Aug 14, 2017 17:42
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HotSoapyBeard posted:I can't believe 2010 was 7 years ago and I'm not punching a robot in space hell right now like in that Street Fighter: 2010 poster Also, Future Ken may or may not be Duke Nukem. |
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Aug 14, 2017 18:11
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Aug 14, 2017 21:45
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Glass of warm milk and a bedtime story: Target creature becomes sleepy and must be tapped for 5 turns then wakes up feeling refreshed with +3/+3. Artwork: A rad babe with giganto hooters and useless scraps of revealing armour strikes an heroic pose and expresses milk whilst with other hand reads from a mighty tome as a skeleton leers in the background |
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Aug 14, 2017 23:40
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AverySpecialfriend posted:watching my smug opponents face twist into abject terror as i casually flip the perfect counterspell out of my hand and banish them to the shadow realm That's why I get nervous whenever I get ready to go in for the kill with a combo. |
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HotSoapyBeard posted:Glass of warm milk and a bedtime story:
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| one time at vegas i swept caesar's palace for all they were worht, 4-of-a-kind on the flop, read it and weep bitches - 4 slivers and a goblin warchief. they don't let me back in | |
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Woodstock '99 3WW Sorcery Destroy all Equipment and Lands. |
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