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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Warning Signs Your New Boyfriend Is A Creeper
 
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Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

 Favorite ice-breaker: "your scent is familiar"

Claims the best way to really know a person is to watch them sleep.

Has a "switchblade comb" that he uses exclusively to comb his side burns and moustache.

Brags about how moist his skin stays year round.


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~
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Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Manifisto posted:

- owns a variety of large flat pans

- cupboards overflowing with items such as strawberries, nutella, powdered sugar, aged cheeses

- suspiciously proficient at flipping floppy round objects

This post Keyser Soze'd me.

Couple more:

- threads his tucked in shirt out of his pants' flyhole. "It draws the attention"

- constantly trying to start conversations about his ferret

- impersonates Mike Meyer's character from The Love Guru and then gets annoyed and storms out when no one understands the reference


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~
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