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Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

Jose posted:

Bobby Jindal having his official portrait make his skin lighter

lol this and his voice coaching

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Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

exmarx posted:

Woopsy_Daisy.png

# ? Aug 13, 2017 03:11

Les Os: Mar 29, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwkNnMrsx7Q

# ? Aug 13, 2017 05:12

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Zas posted:

lol this and his voice coaching

and him dissing volcano monitoring

# ? Aug 13, 2017 05:33

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

# ? Aug 13, 2017 12:00

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Aug 13, 2017 12:04

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

trump doctor sex cake

# ? Aug 13, 2017 16:30

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

I just remembered that I posted this in the pics thread earlier today, before seeing this thread where it actually belongs:

frankenfreak posted:

From some dark crevice of my memory this song crept into my head and has been there all day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceocNS-toDk

fake edit:
Listening to it on YouTube led me to this one again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DoUiNxh6_0

Re: anti-catholic sentiment against Kennedy
"And do you deny to any man the right he's guaranteed
to be elected president no matter what his creed?
It's promised in the Bill of Rights to which we must be true"
It seems so quaint, but imagine an Obama campaign song had some lines about "I'm not a Muslim" in them.

# ? Aug 13, 2017 17:38

His Purple Majesty: Dec 12, 2008

That one Arkansas state politician that abused his adopted kids and handed them over to a known pedophile

# ? Aug 13, 2017 20:18

OldAlias: Nov 2, 2013

Dreylad posted:

Bush wanting to ban animal-human hybrids in the SOTU address 2005

poo poo

uhhh

this I guess: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM-vz_CKZP8

Harper being a literal cuckold in a sham marriage is funny given the rights tendency to throw the slur against Trudeau

# ? Aug 13, 2017 20:56

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Dennis Kucinich's hot wife

# ? Aug 13, 2017 21:00

Oh Hell No: Oct 10, 2007; I've got the world on a string.

the political blogosphere losing its poo poo over a Beltway intern writing an anonymous hooker diary (back in the days when people still used words like blogosphere)

# ? Aug 13, 2017 21:21

juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

cleaning out old screenshots and found this

# ? Aug 13, 2017 23:03

unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/03/mitt-romney-says-russia-is-no-1-geopolitical-foe/

# ? Aug 14, 2017 03:17

succ: Nov 11, 2016; by Cyrano4747

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0T1Rb_Q8cg

# ? Aug 14, 2017 03:22

Uranium: Sep 11, 2001; Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTvW2IyhwZw

# ? Aug 14, 2017 04:18

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

$400 haircut

# ? Aug 14, 2017 15:49

Willie Tomg: Feb 2, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJeugIJFXas

# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:45

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Bobby jindals campaign announcement vid being a hidden cam of him and his kids

# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:47

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

david vitter has a diaper fetish and got reelected on a family values message after the dc madam that revealed it got killed

# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:01

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

Tea Party protest signs were always fun.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:34

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

the trump tutelage posted:

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/03/mitt-romney-says-russia-is-no-1-geopolitical-foe/

Herman Cain's foreign policy map

# ? Aug 14, 2017 18:38

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

George Pataki's press conference had no attendees save for one Twitter journo who took a picture because pity / laughs

# ? Aug 14, 2017 21:37

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

logikv9 posted:

George Pataki's press conference had no attendees save for one Twitter journo who took a picture because pity / laughs

this poo poo still kills me

# ? Aug 14, 2017 21:40

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

logikv9 posted:

George Pataki's press conference had no attendees save for one Twitter journo who took a picture because pity / laughs

pron haul did it first

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:40

SoupyTwist: Feb 20, 2008

logikv9 posted:

George Pataki's press conference had no attendees save for one Twitter journo who took a picture because pity / laughs

Sarah Palin giving a conference in front of turkeys getting killed.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:41

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

hahahhhha oh my god I completely forgot about that

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:42

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

SoupyTwist posted:

Sarah Palin giving a conference in front of turkeys getting killed.

sarah palin getting interviewed at her home and losing her poo poo at her husband, whipping cans of soup at his head and adding more dents to the front of their fridge

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:56

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9Y24MFOfFU

Joni Ernst bragging about castrating hogs

# ? Aug 14, 2017 22:59

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Jose posted:

Bobby Jindal having his official portrait make his skin lighter

# ? Aug 14, 2017 23:01

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Watching Hillary's America in AMC Times Square with a sold out crowd and witnessing a standing ovation at the end for "The Democrats Were the Real Racists All Along" History Channel reenactments

Dinesh D'Souza at one point literally does an Agent 47 into the Democrat headquarters to look at their secret slaveowner worship chamber

# ? Aug 14, 2017 23:05