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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Mike Pence hosed a horse.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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lowtax got visited by the secret service because LF was a cesspit of morons

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Richard Spencer went to Auburn University and ranted about how college football and Jesus were bad.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Uncle Wemus posted:

Does France always turn on their leader or are they just incapable of electing someone not terrible

They have a multi-stage race and this time the final two candidates were Macron and a literal Nazi.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji-cT58rgNc

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Larry Parrish posted:

Chick looks like the villain from a pseudo-feminist reboot of The Fifth Element

I was thinking The Hunger Games.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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MonsieurChoc posted:

The paper shredder in the Reagan White House getting jammed from overwork.

Iran passing thousands of pages of documents to the Soviets after seizing the U.S. embassy because the State Department was too stingy to pay for new cross-cutting paper shredders.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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ex-goon Sam Kriss went from a pseudo-respectable slinger of verbal diarrhea to persona non grata because he was a failed rapist, the elliot rodger of the various assholes shithammered by the #metoo movement

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Hillary was so useless it's hilarious in retrospect except for the fact we got TRUMP as a result

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Dan Ninian doesn't even have a wikipedia article which is really funny because lots of lovely nobodies have one

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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This dude would've been a better candidate than Gary Johnson.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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I thought Hydrox weren't made anymore.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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is Melissa McEwan still a horrifying pro-obesity activist

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Taintrunner posted:

podesta’s lobster risotto recipe

JEB!'s guac recipe.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Jose posted:

his approval rating went up a couple of points after this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XTiI1e-wVc

:britain:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Retromancer posted:

didn’t know Cory Lidle was a tea partier.

Torre! Torre! Torre!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Meatloaf cake is one of the most Mormon things I can think of.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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GWBBQ posted:

didn't Condit also say he was going to use his retirement pension to team up with OJ Simpson and find out who really killed Nicole?

I'm 99% certain that was a South Park episode.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Ted Cruz tried to mock New York City during a debate and somehow it caused Donald Trump's brain to briefly start working and his mouth to speak coherent sentences.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Remember when Elon Musk said he was a socialist and Marx was a capitalist?

I honestly don't. What the gently caress

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Verrit.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Dead John McCain will probably do more damage to the GOP than Live John McCain

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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The whole @NRCCPrinter fiasco that gave us Weedlord Bonerhitler and so many others

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVCMetPr-uk

Vincent Van Goatse has issued a correction as of 21:05 on Sep 16, 2018

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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DiggityDoink posted:

his latest from 2016 is pretty bad


Man, he shoulda just let Kelly be Kelly.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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emdash posted:

20 people died in a limo crash where the vehicle had failed a safety inspection and the driver's license was invalid. The NTSB will review limousine safety rules and NY ordered the limo company to shut down

(the funny part is trying to imagine anything like this happening for a mass shooting)

If there was a constitution amendment involving the right to drive you would.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Witches are trying to hex Brett Kavanaugh and exorcists are trying to counteract their hexes.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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quite stretched out posted:

is the mirror the one that has a series of articles like the hopkins one where they gleefully "clarified" in ways that pretty much explained the person was actually a bigger piece of poo poo than the article originall implied

Yeah. It was very good.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

and it was nixon who did it, for sammy davis jr, a black jew married to a white lady

by that time Sammy Davis had divorced the white lady and married a black lady

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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A significant reason Trump hasn't been able to make himself the crazy military dictator he wants to be is that "Mad Dog" Mattis does not want any part of that poo poo but Trump didn't think about his nomination beyond his nickname.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Spergin Morlock posted:

Darrell Issa crying after Arnold swooped in and beat him for the GOP gubernatorial nomination in CA.

Whatever happened to that shitsack--oh goddamnit he's still in office.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Comrayn posted:

Cynthia Nixon ordered a hosed up weird bagel and this was a big deal even though Donald Trump is president.

When literally everything is Stupid Hellfuck Dimension Weird people cling to events that are merely slightly hosed up and weird.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Taintrunner posted:

when a bunch of people toxx’d for an insane bald millionaire lawyer grifter to become president and all got banned two years the election

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Remulak posted:

Loose shoes, tight pussy, and warm place to poo poo.


This is like that Chapelle bit about of course black people love fried chicken; EVERYBODY loves fried chicken.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Ui_jQdSz0&t=43s

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Wrestlepig posted:

team America is a weird film, half of it is an alright action movie parody about how american imperialism is bad and the other half is celebs the writers don’t like just saying “I think American imperialism is bad, also I’m a big gay pussy”

The target audience for Team America was a weird squishy middle that doesn't exist any more. There were a lot of people in 2004 or whenever it came out who felt, basically, "OK we really hosed up with the whole Iraq thing but that doesn't mean we should never interfere overseas because there's crazy people like Kim Il-Jong who want nukes and they shouldn't have them".

Right or wrong (lol wrong except for North Korea wanting nukes) it was a feeling that existed back then.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Nobody who talks about the invisible hand of the free market unironically has actually read The Wealth of Nations.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Streak posted:

europeans nearly wiped out an entire race of people and their way of life and then built one of the shittiest countries imaginable in its place lmao

when this happened more than once

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Banksy showed up in the West Bank and sprayed some graffiti on the Israeli border wall in a bid to get kudos for being an activist, except the Palestinians told him to go gently caress himself because he scribbled on a wall they want blown up.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Charles 2 of Spain posted:

Richard Spencer went to a college in Alabama to do a speech and poo poo-talked football.

It wasn't just any university in Alabama. It was Auburn. Also he talked about how Christianity was unmanly or some poo poo.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Filthy Hans posted:

Kathy Griffin is Andy Dick without the dick

Kathy Griffin didn't get Phil Hartman killed so she's better than Andy Dick in one major regard

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