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Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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Basta!

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Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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Maxine Waters brutal assault on Michael Tracey

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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Echo Chamber posted:

on my birthday

in all seriousness he permanently hosed the world and had the last laugh

True but he died of awful cancer and certainly didn't laugh at his last; I'll take the minor Ws when I can

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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vyelkin posted:

Bill O'Reilly in general, but specifically the time he couldn't remember what a loofah is called so instead he sexually harassed one of his coworkers by telling her he wanted to rub a falafel all over her in the shower

When it's time to get a new loofa I always tell my partner that it's time to go get the falafel.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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That jon Stewart clip is funny because after hearing about it for so long I finally watched it and it's not even that impressive. He just talks over them the way they are used to talking over other people and they don't acknowledge anything either way. Le epic own lol

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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I was going to say poorly aged things but that sucked from the getgo

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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Maxine Waters beating the everloving gently caress out of Michael Tracey

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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Lmao

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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As a peon it makes me feel a little bit of warmth in my heart knowing that the worlds richest elite are just utterly smooth brained morons saying the dumbest poo poo and have never actually done anything to earn their loving money in their lives. Same as it ever was, I guess

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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projecthalaxy posted:

The fact that Jim from The Office watched multiple actors try out but only picked actor "Chris Dingli" to play forums moderator Vilerat in his self insert Benghazi film.

sad they cut out this scene:

America patriotman: hey man, what are you doin, they're stormin the embassy!

vilerat: hang on, just one sec, I gotta get this incredibly racist post sent to the something awful forums, then I'll be on my way

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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Yeah I know who he was, that was why I posted that. I was riffing on one of his notoriously bad racist posts where he actually said "spear chuckers in Africa" or something like that

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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The Krassensteins are a national treasure

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/1453752698130534404

Romney getting a funny feeling seeing Sinema in one of her costumes

Absolutely looks like a picture of a porn set. The lighting, the staging, the lame costumes. Like it's just an image from "this ain't Ted lasso xxx"

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:

it didn't track as a Ted Lasso thing until just now. weird choice.

Mitt Romney going "how do you do fellow huMONs, we all love Ted Lasso right? What if Ted Lasso teamed up with the blond lady to take away your chance at a living wage?"

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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he just like me fr

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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The Biden presidency directed by David Lynch

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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Redezga posted:

The former mayor of Geelong had ab implants and looked like a Double Dragon end level boss.



Nah this guy is a recurring enemy in final fight called m. basher or something and he gets a few palette swaps down the line

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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for all that people say that Jurassic Park the movie is superior to the novel, I gotta say the characters as he wrote them in the book were far more interesting than the movie versions. Muldoon was a sloppy drunken mess once poo poo hit the fan, Gennaro actively played against the lovely lawyer stereotype, and Hammond was portrayed as much more amoral and capitalist than the doddering old man who was betrayed by the cartoonishly fat bad guy.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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I'm pretty sure the reason I think Hammond is sympathetic in the movie vs the novel is because of Richard Attenborough

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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Milo and POTUS posted:

100%.

But also he was a total cheapskate in the movie too, if a much more likeable one. Just give nedry some more goddamn money

To be fair we don't actually know how much he was making, it's entirely possible that he was just real greedy or had massive gambling debts or something

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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He's obviously been feasting on a child's adrenochrome

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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tbh no shade on Chadwick if everyone gets to be their young attractive best selves in heaven

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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Anyone who thinks that poo poo is weird clearly doesn't patronize locally owned businesses or only goes to gentrified areas

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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Both of them were just paving the way for Beto calf cramps lady

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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KORNOLOGY posted:

Donald Trump having the kind of ubiquitous rear end shot IG models would kill for.

Not in a short skirt 9/10

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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Spergin Morlock posted:

someone outside my apartment drove by blasting Hypnotize right as I read the last two comments lmao

It was Chris Hayes

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Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

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If I feel sad because I feel happy I smoke a lil weed and then I'm just happy

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