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Meat Miracle
Oct 24, 2010

VitalSigns posted:

I wonder if he thinks all the workers at that sandwich shop have PhD's surely an unlettered peasant couldn't comprehend the intricacies of meats and cheeses

finally, we know what becomes of those who got an A+ in meats...

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Meat Miracle
Oct 24, 2010
just randomly remembered news reports from around the end of the Bush era about a huge flight of bald eagles descending on a fish processing plant to plunder it's wealth of rancid fish guts, immediately gorging themselves to helpless immobility and condemning themselves to slowly asphyxiation in a gory quagmire of unsubtle metaphors

Meat Miracle
Oct 24, 2010
and she apparently smells like a roll of nickels

Meat Miracle
Oct 24, 2010
The dastardly russo-cicadan alliance melting a bunch of diplomat's brains in Cuba

Meat Miracle
Oct 24, 2010

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Ganguro John Boehner

Senor Mitt going on Univision with a conspicuously darkened complexion to win over the latinos

Meat Miracle
Oct 24, 2010
the onion writer who created the "Diamond Joe" character literally made a public apology for humanizing joe biden

Meat Miracle
Oct 24, 2010
Mel Gibson getting memory holed

Sean Connery's "let's be clear, I really enjoy kicking the poo poo out of women" stance getting memory holed

An absolute shitload of celebs signing a petition for Roman Polanski's release

That b*tch Susan Sarandon tho...

Meat Miracle
Oct 24, 2010
"blah people"

Meat Miracle
Oct 24, 2010
speaking of evil brothers who were rendered unstoppable by a magic rock, Hunter Biden banging his brothers widow lmao

Meat Miracle
Oct 24, 2010

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

the world would be better if congress was treated like a public toilet. not much better, granted. but some.

Joe Biden's mentor Strom blazed trails* with his congressional piss bucket

*and crosses

Meat Miracle
Oct 24, 2010

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

his whole thing was straightup raping people

... you sure he wasn't Joe's mentor?

(looks like I mixed up two of the white supremacists Joe delivered eulogies for, kind of weird that he got himself in a situation where that would be possible)

Meat Miracle
Oct 24, 2010

hadji murad posted:

most American animal one would be one that can’t stop eating until it dies

Still the bald eagle baby

https://www.npr.org/2008/01/14/18086928/20-eagles-die-30-recovering-after-feeding-frenzy

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Meat Miracle
Oct 24, 2010

30.5 Days posted:

my favorite part of the barbershop is that every month in cspam there is one thread having an argument about whether the barber shop was real because it is absolutely impossible that the barber shop was real but there is a great deal of evidence that the barber shop was real and these two facts cannot be rectified

the guy responsible for the barbershop photos is the same guy who barely escaped with his soul after hiring an airbnb with furnishings crafted by beelzebub himself

there's a whole loving extended universe to it

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