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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

GalacticAcid posted:

bob dole hawked dick pills



"depends"




"wide stance"



"it depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is"

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

zen death robot posted:

this was an early attempt to get mike pence to stop loving horses

mike pence set his wedding day as reagan's bday :gay:

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Zas posted:

lol this and his voice coaching

and him dissing volcano monitoring

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

logikv9 posted:

George Pataki's press conference had no attendees save for one Twitter journo who took a picture because pity / laughs

pron haul did it first

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
elian gonzalez

terry schaivo

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
michelle bachman hiding behind a tree to stay away from gays

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
everything about Palin:

Alaska electing that moron
"you can see Russia from my house"
her quitting midway through her term
'Nailin Palin'
her getting a reality show

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
alexander hamilton lost a duel because he was a pussy

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

uber, but for isis

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
you can draw a direct causal line from the big bang to ted cruz

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Duscat posted:

never forget the boston mooninite massacre



i remember that, the bomb squad got called on those

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

jfc. "barock obama has caused us to think!"

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Nckdictator posted:

That time Obama joked about murdering kids with drones was pretty hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52JVljZW_cw

kids have experience with drones. https://youtu.be/bkNV2nWUVYw

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Teddy calling his party the 'bull moose' party

then delivering a long speech while still bleeding from being shot

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

https://youtu.be/QzfQuIgpW6o

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
https://mobile.twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/851871982471786498


'holocaust centers' week

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Rex-Goliath posted:

bernie sanders hired a comic book store manager to run his campaign

successful small business owner who can manage a budget

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Jose posted:

The Barclay Brothers, a pair of billionaire brits, convinced the island of Sark to get rid of its feudal system of government to comply with the european convention of human rights. After the candidates that the barclay's had been backing to get even more control over the island didn't get in they pulled all their business from the island

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sark_general_election,_2008

feudalism less corrupt than capitalism, lmao

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

GalacticAcid posted:

When some white people in Austin started a public relations firm called Strange Fruit.

link

omg.
i thought austin was cool, wtf. that is so evil

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

GalacticAcid posted:

Rofl how did you find this, I posted that in april

been in jail, catching up on threads while ridin the bus.

for those that dont get it:
https://youtu.be/YbcZstt8ACY

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

sleeptalker posted:

I just randomly remembered that senators and members of congress regularly make better stock market picks than professional investors do.

insider info

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

ikanreed posted:

Sarah Palin failed to protect our election when Putin reared his head

she cut and ran

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:

lol the people maintaining that site still dont realize they were just pawns

lol it wasnt false

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

ShriekingMarxist posted:

i just remembered it was Hillary Clinton that created the "fake news" phenomenon :laffo:

also the obama birther movement that trump became a fanatic for

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

MaxxBot posted:

💩💩💩

:thermidor::thermidor::commissar:

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

GalacticAcid posted:

This poo poo is still jaw dropping. It’s also why “scandal-free” obama can come off well, since he didn’t fly on an actual pedophile jet for billionaire rapists. lmao. That’s the best we can do as the seat of global empire

we just havent seen any evidence for it yet, dont rule it out

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

ShriekingMarxist posted:

i can still hear Imus' stupid marbly mouthed voice when I read that line, just this entrenched monolithic fossil sitting in the same chair he's been in for 50 years feelin' himself as he tries some AAVE out on broadcast radio. WHOOPS.

howard stern had him pegged years ago
https://youtu.be/b8-U4ojnkC0

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

MonsieurChoc posted:

I can think of a lot more recent atrocities comitted by extremist christians.

Off the top of my head they bombed a movie theater showing Last Temptation of Christ, which is an amazing movie and if you don't like it you will burn in hell.

yeah that movie's great and has surprise Bowie cameo! and i love what they did with Judas if jesus knows judas will betray him and wants to be a martyr, yeah why wouldnt he insist on judas following through? and the whole temptation bit

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Keith Atherton posted:

I remember someone called that staircase with the window at the bottom the Defenstrator

that thread was so good, is it goldmined?

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
that minister was in for a rough landing i tell u what

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
hunk or :thunk:

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Smirking_Serpent posted:

one of the largest overseas communities of Cleveland Browns fans is in an Israeli settlement.

factory of sadness franchises

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

not a cult posted:

rick wilson is a poo poo but the few anime suicide photoshops he did (there's one with a rope too, IIRC) are pro clicks

i had no idea a liberal repub dad made those, he should embrace internet shitposting more

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

ok that third twit is funny
they must have an up and coming high school republican running that acct

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
remember when some wiccans tried to curse trump tower last year

lmao

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:

lol looking up carson led me to this


cuba no!

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

this nerd needs to get bodyslammed again

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
someone beat me to this idea
https://goo.gl/images/GxvEnR

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Mandoric posted:

the SPD's 1932 campaign slogan for Paul von Hindenberg, you know the election where they endorsed him as 'at least he isn't Hitler' and then he proceeded to win and appoint Hitler

was

'With Him'

oh the himanity

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

GalacticAcid posted:

Lolll

Also yea the yippies were complete trash

on which note Jackson Lears had a good essay in the New York Review of Books recently on “the 60s” that I expected to be insufferable (although I like Lears) but wound up being very, very good

”Aquarius Rising”

the yippie prank of throwing lots of dollar bills around stockbrokers to create a frenzy was a good idea tho
then they became standard sellout boomers

weather underground didnt go far enough

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